2.25.2009

Yet Another Reason To Love America

Isn't it amazing how your eyes go to the headline, to the girl, back to the headline and then back to the girl? It's like studying a fine piece of art. Hey, wait. That headline means she's single! She's perfect for me!

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

A bit young, don't you think?

Wonder how hard she squeezed?

Anonymous said...

The Smoking Gun had the police report. It said the boyfriend had another girl in his bed (there was no "inviting in"). Thus the nut-grabbing began. (TSG also had great details like the guy's name, Joe Donkor, as well as the arresting officer's, Trojanowski.)

On the other hand, Barry, she's obviously willing to go for the gold. Maybe she's a Mrs. Green candidate?

Anonymous said...

If she attacks my groin, I will respond in a reciprocal manner!
Kinda cute. Says they broke up 20 times over the past year. Would seem to indicate she's also kinda "nutty"

Anonymous said...

i hate it when my groin gets attacked!!!

Silicone Alley said...

Homegirl was one of my students, she was a drop out. She should have stayed in the program and she wouldnt have got caught!

Biotches never listen!

Anonymous said...

She's obviously attended the Dwight Schrute school of fighting. "The most vulnerable spot on a man is the groin...And the eyes. The eyes are the groin of the head."

Anonymous said...

She looks wheels off for sure.

Anonymous said...

Sure why not.

Anonymous said...

At least Tim McGraw has a backup gig!

Anonymous said...

Lucky guy. I pay $300/hour to have that done to my groin.

doublefake good-for-nothing scum of the earth boot-licker

soz said...

12:23

LMAO!

Anonymous said...

I know how that guy feels after Obama's speech last night. The squeeze has begun.

Anonymous said...

Is the dirty bridge still intact?

Anonymous said...

Is the dirty bridge still intact?

Xanthippas said...

Is "assault of genitals" a separate offense from just plain old assault?

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

That face says... "I bring you Peace and Love."

But those eyes say... "It brings us Peach and Love. LET'S KILL IT!!!"

(just for you, Triple Fake Moe)

Anonymous said...

She Salted his Genitals? What will these young sex feinds cum up with next?

Anonymous said...

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE

Double Fake Aggie Yell Leader