2.26.2009

Meet Ashley Fuhrmeister

In reverse order: (1) Miss North Wildwood in 2007, (2) her mom and (3) her boyfriend. There's a story behind this involving a penny ante counterfeiting that got them all arrested, but I'm interested in the pictures. See something wrong here? That momma gave birth to that? No way. Clearly a case of mistaken identity. And that babe was dating that guy? Again, that's impossible in this world that God has so magically created. I suspect some type of Patty-Hearst-mind-melt thing going on. Everyone knows hot girls don't need to create fake money.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Interesting that only the boyfreind and mom have mugshots. Beauty queen has a pagent backstage photo. I wonder when the adult video will surface??

Anonymous said...

Nowacky? I'm thinking Verywacky.

Anonymous said...

Mrs Green #8?

Anonymous said...

They call me....the Fuhrmeister.

Double Fake Giacomo Casanova

Anonymous said...

Her mom looks like one of those whacky Picaso paintings with the cockeyed thing goin on or somethin.

Anonymous said...

Something tells me drugs may be involved.

Just guessing,
Just say'n!

Anonymous said...

I was just doing my part as a loyal US citizen to stimulate the economy.

Double Fake Ashley Fuhrmeister

Anonymous said...

Clearly this is the beauty queen's "before" picture. The other two are the "this is your mom and friends on crack" picture. The apple don't fall far from the tree.

Anonymous said...

When clicking on the link I found the link to the stories of the newborn delivered in a Georgia prison toilet and the funeral home director dumping a body to rot because the family wouldn't pay stories much more bizarre and newsworthy. But then again, neither of them had those photos attached. Hey Barry, what do you have to do to get released on your own PR?

Mr. P said...

You said Fuhrmeister

Anonymous said...

Crack is whack.

Anonymous said...

Looks like they're enjoying their Stimulus package a little early.

Thanks Obama!

Anonymous said...

Like so many of have said so many times, "WHNT" (Women Have No Taste)

Anonymous said...

I bet Miss North Wildwood played the banjo in the talent competition

Anonymous said...

vaginal slice born born.


-Line 4 guy

The Accomplice said...

Meth was involved.

Anonymous said...

u think?

Anonymous said...

"Mind melt"?

Perhaps the first name of the SLA chick confused you with "patty melt".

The correct term is "mind meld".

Double Fake English Teacher

Anonymous said...

yes she dated that man. they were all drug addicts. the mother did drugs with her daughter and boyfriend. drugs make you do crazy stuff.