Meet Ashley Fuhrmeister

In reverse order: (1) Miss North Wildwood in 2007, (2) her mom and (3) her boyfriend. There's a story behind this involving a penny ante counterfeiting that got them all arrested, but I'm interested in the pictures. See something wrong here? That momma gave birth to that? No way. Clearly a case of mistaken identity. And that babe was dating that guy? Again, that's impossible in this world that God has so magically created. I suspect some type of Patty-Hearst-mind-melt thing going on. Everyone knows hot girls don't need to create fake money.