2.24.2009

Does This Look Like A HIgh School Senior . . .

. . . that's headed to Baylor? Yes, it does. Let me put all you Big 12 folks on notice. You may care about that sissy football stuff with those guys in all that protective equipment, but we sports fans know that women's basketball is the money sport. And Waco is about to be king of said sport. Let me predict four consecutive national championships. In fact, I don't the Lady Bears will lose a single game over the next four years. And they might be the Evil Empire 100-0 if we decide to go easy on you. Heck, UT might just forfeit the games after watching her warm up. Yeah, keep your Colt McCoy's of the world, there's a new star in the Texas sky: 6'8" Brittney Griner. I'm so excited that I might make her Mrs. Green #9.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

You might want to check the plumbing before you make it Mrs. Skippy Green.

Anonymous said...

Barry, you are about the right height to keep a smile on her face. Just sayin.

Anonymous said...

He's pretty damn good!

Anonymous said...

she wouldnt give u the frickin time of day.
no decent , good looking, intelligent female would.

Anonymous said...

hope your "companion" doesnt read this. he/she/it would get jealous.

Anonymous said...

Boobs aren't big enough for you.

soz said...

that is awesome.

Anonymous said...

It's purdy obvious that she's got goals.

Anonymous said...

It can only score 33 points against a mediocre high school team and you think with it playing for Baylor they can beat UT 100-0?

Anonymous said...

Womans basketball is about as exciting as watching paint dry

Anonymous said...

Has anybody watched the movie Jawanna Man

Im just sayin

Anonymous said...

I couldn't even tell if that thing is black, but, let's see, Houston, basketball, uglier than a tree stump. I'm going with black.

Anonymous said...

Whoa, that is supposed to be a women?

Anonymous said...

let me think here.....oh, whats that one song.....???....geez..... OH........ DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!!

Anonymous said...

heard she couldn't qualify for Conneticut, Tennessee, and Texas, which is where she wanted to go. Also heard she cannot shoot worth anything...only dunk which should be fun to watch but won't win enough games

Anonymous said...

if the baylor men don't start playing better, she may start for that team

sic 'em

Anonymous said...

9:02 sounds like a sad tee sipper. Die all Big 12 foes!! Go Lady Bears!!

If she helps my beloved bears win, I don't care if she really is a dude.