I was out raking my garden after the first till, about noon, and thought I was gonna die. I got a nice sunburn in about an hour. I said f^ck it, and came in and started drinking beer. Damned global warming........you non-believers are fools.
I'm wondering if I should even bother with a garden - I feel a damned dust bowl coming on.
I think I will recycle my beer pee out in the garden, water might be getting precious soon.
Thanks Mr. Green, you are a true friend. It's 18 here, almost complete whiteout, with winds just about 32mph. Started snowing this morning about 8am and hasn't quit yet.
Love that place, those are the best people around. Worked on several jobs out there, Connie & Rick are the managers. You never understand there lifestyle until u visit with them.
Dear Yankee, Please stay up in the frigid north. We have no need for your mouths down here. As for all of YOU ALLS that are already here, go back and take a messkin under each arm.
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Nothing like getting an onsite weather report from Barebutt Barry while at the nudist colony!
ahhhh....a visual....OH MY EYES!!!!!
When and who do the B'port girls play?
Out showing off your shortcomings?
I was out raking my garden after the first till, about noon, and thought I was gonna die. I got a nice sunburn in about an hour. I said f^ck it, and came in and started drinking beer. Damned global warming........you non-believers are fools.
I'm wondering if I should even bother with a garden - I feel a damned dust bowl coming on.
I think I will recycle my beer pee out in the garden, water might be getting precious soon.
Thanks Mr. Green, you are a true friend. It's 18 here, almost complete whiteout, with winds just about 32mph. Started snowing this morning about 8am and hasn't quit yet.
Don't get sunburned out there jogging! wink
Chris
MN
Thanks a lot butthead
Love that place, those are the best people around. Worked on several jobs out there, Connie & Rick are the managers. You never understand there lifestyle until u visit with them.
It will cool off after the moon comes up.
The verdict is in:
Barry Green is truly weird.
He didn't grow up that way. What happened?
Wear gloves, a knit cap and 2 jock straps for insulation.
Double Fake Frank Shorter
To Chris in Minnesota...
Been there, done that, won't ever, ever, ever do it again, no matter how nice the summers are.
Bridgeport plays Friday, Feb. 27th at 8:30 PM at lubbock Christian against Lubbock Copper!
6:52 -
Barry grew up in B'port. He probably didn't start getting weird til he moved to Decatur (or started lawyering)
Dear Yankee,
Please stay up in the frigid north. We have no need for your mouths down here. As for all of YOU ALLS that are already here, go back and take a messkin under each arm.
- Redneck Southerner
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