I've been studying the new picture of Jessica Simpson all day long and something is not quite right.
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1.26.2009
Monday Afternoon Pick Me Up
I've been studying the new picture of Jessica Simpson all day long and something is not quite right.
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It's because she's gotten fatter around her mid-section. Those clothes are accentuating her weight gain... bad idea Jessica!
That is not Jessica, right?!
Is there a little Romo under that leopard skin belt or has she just been eating too many bon bons lately? Just askin?
She will look like Tonya Harding in five more years.
Mom jeans!!
Those are the most unflattering jeans I have ever seen.
This has to be a cute and paste job, right?!? The arms don't look right, nor the overall body type...
I think she's got a FUPA going. tring to cover it up.
Not cut and paste... check the link below:
http://omg.yahoo.com/photos/waiting-for-a-star-to-fall/2617
Something's missing? Maybe Romo?
Maybe because that isn't Jessica!
I think she looks better with a little meat on her bones. The outfit however is horrific!
slow afternoon that you have nothing else to do but stare at a photo?
I think she looks like Trisha Yearwood - and that ain't bad!
Lve,
Gern
she has the old woman pants on.... Makes her ass look long
photoshop
What ain't quite right is you for looking at this all day long.
Get back to work!
Quaduple fake Brock Smith
Jessica looks great....but that outfit?! Really Jess, your stylist let you out in that?!
And those cans just get bigger and bigger.
3:39 that was funny
must b a look alike
gotta be a look-a-like or photoshop because someone forgot her butt
These jeans are made for baby making and there gonna walk all over Romo the Homo's wallet.
You double the boobs -- it is only the natural progression to double the waist,and then the botisimo has to follow. Or maybe Tony fumbled the snap.
Personally, I think Anthony of Romo has been taking jousting lessons from Sir Thomas de Brady and has come "to know" the wench in question.
Who studies a picture ALL day? What a goofball! Get a job or find something to do; like more post on the blog!
Let's assume Romo marries this young lady. Any bets on how long either of them last?
Struttin' around with a silver dildo isn't quite right.
She looks a little dull to me sometimes...like you could put your pinky on the bridge of her nose and her eyes would touch.
Can I make make vote to ban the 2012 guy? He takes up space and is not funny in the least.
BG, you need to keep up with the news. Ex-Montague County Sheriff agreed to plead guilty to sexual assault of female as reported in the Ft. Worth Star Telegram. New post needs to be started for this one.
This must be one of the things worse than losing a sporting event that Tony was talking about.
Barry, I have to tell you one more time. Pleae try to remember this fact. Most all of them put on 50 pounds upon reaching adulthood. Unless they have aids, use crack, or smoke 3 packs a day, this holds true. It is sort of like running for political office, once elected (married or being secure with a boyfriend) they don't have to keep campaigning.
It has been confirmed by TMZ on channel 4, this is a good photo of the impregnated Jessica Simpson. She finally had that seed planted by Tony Homo. She is bound to be like Britany Spears.
Bringing back the mom pant I guess.
http://www.guidespot.com/guides/official_mom_pants_yup
On December 21, 2012 we will all look like Tonya Harding and Jessica Simpson.
On Dec, 12, 2012, Ill be in more credit card debt!
She is starting to make me feel good about myself.
10:37 are you saying for once Romo made a completion. Trailer is as Trailer does.....
9:10 Are you scared,really scared,you sound scared....boo!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That ain't Jessica. I know Jessica, Jessica is a friend of mine and that sir, is no Jessica.
It IS Jessica, check out the link. Sorry to say you will be disappointed if you think its not her.
That's just plain gross, but somewhere I heard something about golf balls and 50 ft. garden hoses.
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