1.26.2009

Monday Afternoon Pick Me Up

I've been studying the new picture of Jessica Simpson all day long and something is not quite right.

43 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's because she's gotten fatter around her mid-section. Those clothes are accentuating her weight gain... bad idea Jessica!

Anonymous said...

That is not Jessica, right?!

Anonymous said...

Is there a little Romo under that leopard skin belt or has she just been eating too many bon bons lately? Just askin?

Anonymous said...

She will look like Tonya Harding in five more years.

Anonymous said...

Mom jeans!!

SpoonerStreet said...

Those are the most unflattering jeans I have ever seen.

Anonymous said...

This has to be a cute and paste job, right?!? The arms don't look right, nor the overall body type...

Anonymous said...

I think she's got a FUPA going. tring to cover it up.

Anonymous said...

Not cut and paste... check the link below:

http://omg.yahoo.com/photos/waiting-for-a-star-to-fall/2617

Anonymous said...

Something's missing? Maybe Romo?

Anonymous said...

Maybe because that isn't Jessica!

Anonymous said...

I think she looks better with a little meat on her bones. The outfit however is horrific!

Anonymous said...

slow afternoon that you have nothing else to do but stare at a photo?

gern blansten said...

I think she looks like Trisha Yearwood - and that ain't bad!

Lve,
Gern

Anonymous said...

she has the old woman pants on.... Makes her ass look long

Anonymous said...

photoshop

Anonymous said...

What ain't quite right is you for looking at this all day long.

Get back to work!

Quaduple fake Brock Smith

Anonymous said...

Jessica looks great....but that outfit?! Really Jess, your stylist let you out in that?!

Anonymous said...

And those cans just get bigger and bigger.

You may call me Your Majesty. In fact, I insist. said...

3:39 that was funny

Anonymous said...

must b a look alike

Anonymous said...

gotta be a look-a-like or photoshop because someone forgot her butt

Anonymous said...

These jeans are made for baby making and there gonna walk all over Romo the Homo's wallet.

LandShark 5150 said...

You double the boobs -- it is only the natural progression to double the waist,and then the botisimo has to follow. Or maybe Tony fumbled the snap.

Goober said...

Personally, I think Anthony of Romo has been taking jousting lessons from Sir Thomas de Brady and has come "to know" the wench in question.

Anonymous said...

Who studies a picture ALL day? What a goofball! Get a job or find something to do; like more post on the blog!

Anonymous said...

Let's assume Romo marries this young lady. Any bets on how long either of them last?

Gorilla said...

Struttin' around with a silver dildo isn't quite right.

Anonymous said...

She looks a little dull to me sometimes...like you could put your pinky on the bridge of her nose and her eyes would touch.

Anonymous said...

Can I make make vote to ban the 2012 guy? He takes up space and is not funny in the least.

Anonymous said...

BG, you need to keep up with the news. Ex-Montague County Sheriff agreed to plead guilty to sexual assault of female as reported in the Ft. Worth Star Telegram. New post needs to be started for this one.

Anonymous said...

This must be one of the things worse than losing a sporting event that Tony was talking about.

Anonymous said...

Barry, I have to tell you one more time. Pleae try to remember this fact. Most all of them put on 50 pounds upon reaching adulthood. Unless they have aids, use crack, or smoke 3 packs a day, this holds true. It is sort of like running for political office, once elected (married or being secure with a boyfriend) they don't have to keep campaigning.

Anonymous said...

It has been confirmed by TMZ on channel 4, this is a good photo of the impregnated Jessica Simpson. She finally had that seed planted by Tony Homo. She is bound to be like Britany Spears.

Xanthippas said...

Bringing back the mom pant I guess.

http://www.guidespot.com/guides/official_mom_pants_yup

Anonymous said...

On December 21, 2012 we will all look like Tonya Harding and Jessica Simpson.

Anonymous said...

On Dec, 12, 2012, Ill be in more credit card debt!

Mental P Mama said...

She is starting to make me feel good about myself.

Anonymous said...

10:37 are you saying for once Romo made a completion. Trailer is as Trailer does.....

Anonymous said...

9:10 Are you scared,really scared,you sound scared....boo!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

chupacabra said...

That ain't Jessica. I know Jessica, Jessica is a friend of mine and that sir, is no Jessica.

Anonymous said...

It IS Jessica, check out the link. Sorry to say you will be disappointed if you think its not her.

Anonymous said...

That's just plain gross, but somewhere I heard something about golf balls and 50 ft. garden hoses.