blank'/> Liberally Lean From The Land Of Dairy Queen: I'm Announcing A Triple Ice Winter Blizzard Storm Of 2009 Warning

1.26.2009

I'm Announcing A Triple Ice Winter Blizzard Storm Of 2009 Warning

I've been in my laboratory all morning looking at maps of high pressure cells and cumulus clouds and other stuff. After doing so, I'm now willing to project there is a 100% chance that the local TV stations will go bat arse crazy tonight and tomorrow.

23 comments:

LandShark 5150 said...

Brillant deduction there Barry!

The Prawn said...

Who needs Delkus when when have Barry!

Anonymous said...

You know what this means then, if they predict it nothing will happen!!!!!

Anonymous said...

For all you bumpkins out there, the "biggest ole truck" with the "biggest ole tars" is still going to slide on ice if you don't know what the heck you're doing. The ice doesn't care how manly you think you are. If you must kill yourself trying to prove otherwise, please don't take anyone else out with you.

M-M said...

Barry, you didn't tell us about how the sand trucks are all loaded and ready to go. Come on you slacker.

Anonymous said...

We need Delkus more now than ever because we have Barack.

Anonymous said...

Delkus sucks the life out of me.

Anonymous said...

Alvoid.

Anonymous said...

Delkus is hotter

Anonymous said...

Harld Taft will live FOREVER!

Anonymous said...

Thanks Barry, now all our local IGA's are going to be packed and out of stock as we prepare to hibernate and nothing happens. Good luck everyone..

Tom said...

Delkus Delivers, but Barry Blogs.

Anonymous said...

The sky is falling, the sky is falling!

Triple Fake Chicken Little

Anonymous said...

On December 21 2012 the Sky is falling will be a popular phrase.

This ain't fake.

Anonymous said...

Has somebody on here ever tried that Magic Jack phone thing and liked it?

Anonymous said...

What's that Jim? OK, OK, OK folks now we're hearing from Jim out on the highway that...we're getting reports now, not confirmed yet though Jim is working on it that....repeat please...OK I think we've got confirmation now that yes, yes, we can confirm that the highway is made of concrete....that's right folks, here you can see for yourself (camera pans down) that this highway is made of concrete and if by chance there is moisture and if by chance the temps are right then yes, yes we could have the possibility of a chance that this road might become icy. But of course, right now it's just a road as you can see. Made of concrete, though, we have in fact confirmed that. Back to you in the studio.

Anonymous said...

channel 11 is set up at the Alsups right now on 287

Anonymous said...

On December 12. 2012 you will wake up and go about your normal day like you do now. You tards will be saying what the f*** on 12-13-2012 because not a damn thing happened.

Anonymous said...

My weather pants are going CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY!!!!!

Double Fake Pete Delkus

Anonymous said...

Texas TV weather people are over-hyped time fillers between comercials.

Anonymous said...

3:17 you really need to get a grip. You're messed up!

Anonymous said...

Hey! I appreciate all this "hype"!! Do you people have kids that drive? Well when mommy or daddy says the streets are slick, be careful.....it's "ho hum..yeah...ok." At least when the media makes a big deal out of what could become very treacherous conditions....the kids get an understanding!
Yep, Barry, again, if you had your own kids, you'd understand that parents (and many of those parents are in media) recognize that at times you have to react in ways to get into a KIDS MIND! The "hype" comes pretty darn close.

Anonymous said...

Welcome to Texas...every time the news stations get something interesting they run with it.