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1.27.2009

Sure . . .

. . . Wise County is slipping and sliding all over the place, but we'll take time out to honor this women who really wanted to get back to the great state of Texas. Unfortunately, she sacrificed any chance of winning Mother of the Year. Oh, my. But, as far as mug shots go, not bad.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

With that, she is an honorary Wise Countian now.

mzchief said...

She looks like an ugly Russell Crow dressed as a chick for a prank Halloween costume.

Anonymous said...

FYI - the inside-out pant look works for me.

Cindy Mc

wordkyle said...

Y'know...the phrase "police found her...with her pants inside out" gives the news story that touch of class it otherwise lacked.

Casual Observer said...

“It’s only because I was drinking tequila,” Walden said...

Priceless!

Anonymous said...

"It's only because I was drinking tequila."
What are you lookin' at? Like you never had sex with some anonymous trucker for a ride to Texas while your kid watched? Then let the kid go out in the cold without the proper clothing? You think you're my judge?

"But, as far as mug shots go, not bad."
I will agree that the picture itself is not bad, considering the circumstances. But that is one skanky, boozy, sexually indiscriminate, child-endangering ho! You're welcome to it, at your own risk. I'll pass

Anonymous said...

"Strike a pose"
What's up with that big ole zit on her nose?
Boobs!
80's hair!
On on truck stop scale. I'll bet she's a 10

Jarhead said...

That "come hither" [no pun intended] look is making me feel all tingly in my bathing suit area.

Anonymous said...

Ask any trucker about "lot lizards." So long as there are truckers and truck stops, there will be a thriving market for, uh, "negotiable affection."

- Cledus Snow

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the story back in December of the Iowa housewife who got drunk at a football game and then proceeded to have sex in the Mens room with willing participants. Oh, she was also a Sunday school teacher.

Drink up gals!

RC

Anonymous said...

TEQUILA!!!! It would take some to get the job done,but I would she gots some tig ol bitties !!!!!

Adolf Oliver Bush said...

Tequila does it every time.

Anonymous said...

So Tequila does make her clothes fall off.

You may call me Your Majesty. In fact, I insist. said...

nasty

Anonymous said...

She did say she was trying to get back to Texas---that the Sherriff in Montague had offered a nice room with recliner & tv.

chupacabra said...

Dude, get your eyes checked!

Anonymous said...

I wanted to be a trucker one time. I had the CB,plaid shirt,western belt with my name on the back,little white pills but I decided to go to work for Sprint then I got laid off and thought,Ya know,I like hardware so I went to work for Home Depot.

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

Tequila... To Kill ya...


Ugh.

Anonymous said...

ill bet she gets a tax cut under Obama