1.30.2009

Pick Me Up?

There's not much catching my interest today on the Internets (either that, or the Life Force has been sucked out of me.) But the Smoking Gun has come out with its weekly mugshot lists with a group of fine girls who have been arrested for prostitution this week in Tampa, the host of the Super Bowl. The entire list is here, but you probably need look no further than #19 (Thanks, emailer, although that joke about a future Mrs. Green was not funny. Ok. It was.) Edit: They just put up 14 more. And they ain't getting any better.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

#19 = Yikes!
That's either a busted lip or a very large herpes sore. Both seem to be hazards of the profession, especially if you're a (cross)streetwalker

Triple Fake Eddie Murphy

Anonymous said...

Those girls are all related . . . members of the "Lee" family.

Home Lee, Ghast Lee, Fug Lee, Too Chin Lee (she's the fat one), Skank Lee, . . .

Anonymous said...

The hoe quality in Tampa is not very impressive.......

Anonymous said...

#19 ---- No, really Honey...it's just a cold sore!!

Casual Observer said...

What you catch in Tampa leaves Tampa!

TAMPA - Home of the Skanky ho!

Anonymous said...

Mzchief, why didn't you tell us you were working in Tampa this week?

Anonymous said...

1:50, I think #19 is Lee-Roy, ifin ya know what I mean.

Anonymous said...

I've seen better lookin ho's in Lowes and dats fo sho mofo.

Anonymous said...

I think a couple of those "gals" might have been hiding some nuts, if you know what I mean.

Anonymous said...

I think a couple of those "gals" might have been hiding some nuts, if you know what I mean.

Anonymous said...

And the pictures posted here every day (does he subscribe to the "Daily Drunk 20 year old Chick photo club?) are high class babes?

Anonymous said...

Hey little sister what have you done
Hey little sister who's the only one
I've been away for so long (so long)
I've been away for so long (so long)
I let you go for so long

Its a nice day to start again.

Double Fake Billy Idol

Anonymous said...

I think #16 works at the Whistle Stop in Decatur............

Anonymous said...

#4 Reminds me of a line from a great song, "DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!!!"

mzchief said...

To anonymous 2:08...
....because I am not working in Tampa. I guess that kills your little fantasy.

Thanks for letting me know that I am always a part of your day and in your thoughts.
*SMuG GRiN*

Anonymous said...

All those girls are considered hot to your average Pittsburgh Steelers fan. They use their terrible towels to wipe-off the puss oozing from the open herpes sores.

Xanthippas said...

Maybe they have nice personalities?

M-M said...

Wow, they are all very scary.

Anonymous said...

Now Barry, you can't tell me that #1 in the second batch couldn't enter into one of your daily random thoughts.

Anonymous said...

The one pictured here looks about age 16, and scared. Very sad. I hope maybe this can be used to rescue her from this lifestyle.

Anonymous said...

It's got to be the only crime in which you can give an item away for free to as many people as you want and be within the law, but you go to jail if you charge someone a dollar. You can also take a dinner and movie in exchange for it, but not cash.

Anonymous said...

Theoretically, could someone put up a building in the middle of Decatur, put a "FREE BROTHEL" sign on it (assuming there are no zoning or other ordinance issues), actually have girls in there giving away sex, and be within the law?

Anonymous said...

I would hold her and make it all better

Anonymous said...

send them all to Montague county jail; most look like they could use a(new best friend). dago