1.29.2009

Mind Bursts

  • That was one long docket in district court this morning, and I have never seen that many inmates brought up from the jail. And I've been doing this for like 75 years!
  • My day was made when I pointed out to our very conservative assistant DA that Barack Obama's picture was now hanging in the back of the courtroom. His eyes got really big.
  • Note to promising Harvard Law Student: Don't climb in the back of a cop car while drunk and demand they give you a ride because you "work" for the DA's office. (Especially if "work" means you're an unpaid intern.)
  • Youtube video of one scary fight which prompts America's utes to laugh.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Conservatives of America are glad to see Obammy hanging. No matter where it is.

Anonymous said...

Sounds as if Claudio screwed the Poochio. He needs to write a book titled "Things the Elitist Beginner Shouldn't Do".

The Fight - Boring, didn't get it, but I can assure you they all thought they were bad arses.

Let's talk Football Barry!
Who's gonna take the Super Bowl? Come on with Brotha, wada ya think? Come on let's hear it!!

And, thank you.

Anonymous said...

This all bores me.

Anonymous said...

How do you get 1.4 million Negroes in Washington D.C. in one day in 15 degree weather for the coronation of Obammy but you can't get 200 thousand of them out of New Orleans in 95 degree weather with a 4 day notice?

Anonymous said...

Super Bowl? Who's playing? Who cares?

Anonymous said...

1:55 -Thats funny rite there!!!!

Anonymous said...

Major news from Homeland Security today. In a fit of incredible wisdom and leadership, the Homeland Security chief asked all criminal aliens to leave the U.S. Can't make this stuff up, folks.

Anonymous said...

Dear Wise Countians, if ice is slippery one day, it will be slippery the next day, too. Here's the deal...if you hit a patch of ice that's left under an overpass or in a shady spot, DONT SLAM ON THE BRAKES OR TURN THE WHEEL. If you do, and you slide sideways a few feet on the ice, once you get past the ice and your tires grip you're all out of whack and you'll flip or suddenly head one way or the other, in which case you'll freak again and probably over correct and make it worse. So when you see you're about to run through 20 or 30 or even 50 feet of ice, just relax, take your foot off the gas, and keep your wheel straight. Better yet, be aware that if it's below freezing and there was ice all around, instead of talking on the phone or text messaging, a novel idea would be to look ahead, and think about what the road conditions might ahead of you based on what you see through your windshield and with the knowledge that "hey there might still be some ice around".

Anonymous said...

5:02 Do you have any advice on how to properly wash your hands at Sweetie Pies?

LandShark 5150 said...

1:55---I salute you!!

Anonymous said...

Relax people....
When the last time you seen a Black Dude keep a job for Four years....