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1.25.2009

In Case You Missed It . . .

. . . and everybody did, Miss Indiana became Miss America 2009 this weekend. And Miss Texas didn't even get into the Top 15. How far the Texas Hotness Factor has fallen. Edit: Hey, Now.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Any girl who would starve herself to tears, tape up her butt and nipples, and can't walk past a reflective surface of any kind without checking how everything is positioned is someone I have empathy for. All just to have others say "you're pretty"? They would be prettier if they didn't try so hard.

Anonymous said...

as for Miss TX, I much prefer the 1st runner up.

Anonymous said...

I bet they didn't ask her, such as, questions like education and maps, as if.

Double Fake Miss South Carolina

Anonymous said...

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CARES????????

Anonymous said...

Another step towards the "Brown Out" of American culture. The blond Texas hottie is a dying breed.

The rule of the White Anglo Saxon race has passed. I am thinking of moving to Montana

Anonymous said...

California and Florida got my vote..........

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking that there have been more dark haired Miss America's than blonde.

double fake muff...

Anonymous said...

I thought all this died around the same time Love Boat was canceled.

Denney Crane said...

Please let me know when her nude photos are published.

Anonymous said...

Miss America is about talent (singing, dancing, piano, etc) and community service. Miss USA is about looks and the Iraq...)

Texas beauty is a non-factor in Miss America.

Double Fake Miss Teen South Carolina

Anonymous said...

Ugly.

Anonymous said...

I would lick the lint out of her belly button.

Anonymous said...

That Bikini top is fitting her VERY strangely!

Anonymous said...

If she had a camel I would lick her camels toes.

The fake Ahab the Arab

Anonymous said...

Damit......I need a cigarette!!!!

Anonymous said...

9:51, she didn't even need the top, her faux boobies are standing on their own.

Anonymous said...

"There are exits here and here. Remember that your fake knockers may be used as a floatation device"

Hateful said...

I think I just sprung a leak!