. . . as I noticed an Asian kid on the cover of "America's Best Popcorn" in my office kitchen.
Now the choice:
A. The "pictures of the year" as brought to you by the Boston Globe.
B. Hot girl in her underwear sitting on Santa's lap.
C. A Midlothian High School newscast that involves a Santa who may be Larry the Cable Guy and who also busts his arse getting on the set. (Warning: We must have a crisis in education because the web servers at Midlothian ISD require half a day before this video loads -- although it might be worth it to see the production value alone.)