- The White House will announce its plan at 8:00 a.m. today for auto industry. Let me guess: Throw money at the problem and make it go away.
- I feel fat.
- I don't know Lanier of the "Lanier Law Firm" in Houston but he's rich enough to hire Hannah Montana to sing at his Christmas party.
- There used to be a band called "Buck Naked" that played in a little shack outside of Boyd in the 1990s.
- I couldn't afford to hire Buck Naked to play my firm's Christmas party right now.
- I'm calling for updates of the Christmas decorations around the Wise County Courthouse. It's looking a little shabby compared to the way the old Denton County Courthouse looks.
- I used to go in the district clerk's office and examine every Christmas decoration to make sure there weren't any religious reference while saying stuff like, "I better not find the baby Jesus in here!" I was joking, but I think it always made them uncomfortable.
- I don't know how you people afford kids.
- It's easier to search for a story in the Star Telegram or the Dallas Morning News by using Google instead of the paper's own search engines.
- Kristy Swanson is 39 today. I've been extremely jazzed by her ever since I saw her in a little known movie called The Chase.
- Drew Peterson, 54, (who is rumored to be responsible for the fact that his current wife,
Lacey Stacy Peterson, is missing) is engaged to a 23 year old. Her picture should be here. Man's a playa. Edit: Yep, I had "Peterfusion"
- While looking for something I wrote one time, I stumbled across this gem that I penned on October 12, 2003 about the University of Texas: " . . . how long do you think Head Coach Mack Brown has left?" (Here, last item.) Might have missed on that one.
- I'm thinking about going to the last high school game ever in Texas Stadium which is played tonight. It's Celina vs. Carthage For the 3A-II championship. I suppose if Bridgeport had been lucky enough to win out, they would be playing there tonight. That would have been cool.
- I had a weird dream last night that I was in a 300 type of battle in a cornfield. Man, there have been some crazy nights in my head this week.
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Big time Man Law Breakage!!!! Guys can never say " I feel fat".
Just read where "Deep Throat " died at the age of 95,reckon we could get Kristy Swanson to be the new one?Dang she's HAWT !!!!!!!
Regarding Kristy Swanson, I believe Mike Modano used to hit that.
Wise County Courthouse decorations a bit shabby?
Come on Barry, consider the whole court is Republican.
:-)
You could at least have warned people about the Swanson pictures. Some people could get in trouble looking at those at while at work.
With that being said, THANK YOU!!!!
I enjoyed "The Chase" as well, I try to get my wife to recreate one scene, but she won't ever do it.
That is right, but they never cut corners when they were building the 10 million dollar jail or the 1 million dollar tin shed to park an ambulance in. lol
I think you have "Petersonfusion." I think it was a different Peterson (Scott) that was married to Lacey. This Peterson (Drew) is married to either a Tracey or Stacey.
I think Mack Brown is the winningest NCAA coach over the past decade.
FYI, Drew Peterson's missing wife is named "Stacy". "Lacey" Peterson (& unborn) were murdered by husband Scott Peterson.
I just Love that Song Remembering Lacy....
Barry,
Lanier made gobs of money in asbestos litigation, then switched to phen-fen in late 90s and i think since then has been doing mostly products liability and drug cases on the plaintiffs' side. He learned to read greek so he could better translate the Bible for himself, or at least that's what i have heard. He's a decent sort of guy, but like most successful attorneys, pretty full of himself.
Maybe Drew Peterson's future wife #5 will make til at least her 25th birthday???
My primary impression of Kristy Swanson is her (as Simone) explaining what's wrong with Ferris.
Bare-naked in Boyd? You left that wide open for a Dana comment but I shall restrain myself.
"I couldn't afford to hire Buck Naked to play my firm's Christmas party right now."
We should start a fund so that BG can get "Buck Naked" at his firm's Christmas party...and pay for a photographer to record it for posterity.
"I better not find the baby Jesus in here!"
Uh, does your ACLU black heart rail against Christians only, or did you also search for Kwanzaa Klaus, Hannukah Harry, and Hajji Hakim? (Sorry, couldn't come up with a comparable religious icon for any of those.)
"Yep, I had "Peterfusion""
Some penicillin should clear that right up
"I feel fat."
ditto the previous post about the Man Law. You can say you're fat, but not that you "feel" fat. It's the opposite of what women do. They say they feel fat, but won't admit to being fat. (The weird part is that most women who say they feel fat, usually aren't.)
i like how no one is making a big deal out of the article in the Messenger about Bridgeport looking into getting an indoor practice facility like everyone did about Decaturs asking for one.. its just crazy funny
Lanier is a brilliant personal-injury trial lawyer, a staunch Republican, and a popular Bible teacher at a Baptist megachurch in Houston. He's very good and very rich. His parties are legendary and they are alcohol-free. But the Baptists may excommunicate him because of dancing and the GOP may kick him out because he represents injured plaintiffs.
I've heard that Aricept can cause weird dreams.
Denton courthouse still has TREES around it. Decatur cut down their beautiful trees years ago because of the starlings. ASHAME!
Those red lights this year ARE SHABBY!! Half of them have the red worn away! What is that, shabby chic? Listen up folks! In the 60's the square was adorned with real CHRISTMAS lights. Twice as many strands draped across the square and even criss-crossed Main and Walnut streets for two blocks east and west. The lights were the old fashioned traditional colors for Christmas... blue, yellow, red, green and white! It was AWESOME to drive under them and feel the 'canopy' of lights above. In the early 70's, the city council voted to go all RED lights because RED lights projected further into the night and the lights could be seen from a further distance. Well, that was when the strands were double what they are now. NOW, they are pitiful!!! Scrawny and trashy!!! Bring back the old Decatur square decor! I garauntee folks will be amazed! I used to sit and look out the First Baptist Church window (waiting for my mom to pick me up from Sunday night's services) and think how beautiful those all colored lights were! How's about it, Main Street folks? Do some research....and bring that glorious Christmas tradition back into our present times.
I would lick her toes
It's easier to search for a story in the Star Telegram or the Dallas Morning News by using Google instead of the paper's own search engines.
Ha...I found out the same thing myself trying to dig up a story I saw on the pages of the actual paper, but couldn't find on their stupid website. If you're a "major" paper like the DMN, the least you could do is build a website that doesn't have 1,000 links crammed into a column that's 1/3 the size of the front page, and has a competent search engine.
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