- Reporters on the side of the road now are required to wear yellow reflective vests per "federal regulations"? (That's what Fox 4 told me.)
- There is a lot of junk bought during Christmas-time
- If I'm driving down the road in freezing temperatures and it starts misting, I get pretty concerned in a hurry.
- Freezing to death would be near the top of my list on ways I don't want to go out.(And I've got a pretty long list.)
- Jeff Bolton of KLIF said at 6:30 this morning there had been "thousands of accidents [pause] . . . at least hundreds of accidents" in the metroplex this morning. When some radio talk show host fires off a statement of fact which I know that he is making up, I tend not to believe anything else that comes out of his mouth.
- I listen to him during the many, manycommercial breaks from The Ticket.
- Just got my first high def/internet bill and it was over $300. Ugh. But I think it includes two months as well as some installation charges.
- I'm a fan of gloves. I think gloves make all the difference in the world.
- I don't know if it's a good or bad thing, but I had never heard Robert Earl Keene's "Merry Christmas From The Family" until yesterday.
- Considering the uncomfortable "mexican" line in the song, I'm reminded that one of my friends is hispanic but he doesn't know any Spanish. I tell him he's in "heritage denial."
- I wonder what the percentage of mothers love their children more than their husband? I bet it shockingly high.
- Ted Nugent played the National Anthem on his guitar at the Cowboy's game on Sunday night. He didn't sing it, just played it. I don't think a liberal hippie could get away with that, but he can --- he kills animals with a bow which endears him to Texans everywhere.
- Rush Limbaugh showed up at the game, too. I heard him talking about it yesterday and how he had called a good friend before the weekend to find a good restaurant in Dallas. He's that concerned about food that he starts thinking about it days before his arrival.
- I'm not sure why far more than half of all my clients tell me the cops, upon a traffic stop, asked for their "license and registration."
- Being on a city council seems like one of the worst jobs that you can have.
- Have you seen the commercial for Jack FM where the goofy looking guy dances to different styles of music. I don't get it. He can't dance and he's not funny.
- Remember foster moms, don't have the baby of your foster son. The Bible and the Texas Penal Code say it's wrong.
- The fat guy showing his booty from Bridgeport yesterday that I posted? I thought that was a candid camera moment but I might have been wrong. If it was posed, I wouldn't have posted it.
- Alcohol seems to be at every event and every function.
- Congress decides not to bail out the car makers but the White House decides it'll use the previous financial institution bailout money to do so? I'm not sure I understand that three branches of government thingy anymore.
- I promise I'll get my funny mood back.
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When a president elect tells me he is not going to have any lobbyists in his administration and then hires one to run his Health and Human Resources, I see change and hope.
Barry, my friend, you have got to get some more Robert Earl Keen on your ipod. Especially "The Road Goes On Forever".
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How did you miss this Barry? Very revealing fan gets booted out of game?????
Here's more info on this well endowed lady:
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Well, after listening "Merry Christmas from the Family" I lost all the Christmas spirit I had! LOL!!
I'm not sure why far more than half of all my clients tell me the cops, upon a traffic stop, asked for their "license and registration."
Umm....could it be that more than half of your clients are lying scumbag drunks?
Barry, the guy showing his booty in Bridgeport yesterday was definitely a candid camera moment and I have three other people to attest to the fact. I just happened to have my camera close at hand and he gave us more than "ample" opportunity to take a few shots. I can see how some people could think it's a joke because when I emailed you the pic, I sent it out to my "mailing list" and most of those people thought it was a fake also. But, look around in the picture and you will see some familiar Bridgeport sights!
I would venture to say that over 90% of mothers love their children more than their husbands. Although, it is not a "contest" by any means. I know some men just can't handle the fact that a mother/wife can love a child more than them. "Get over it!" :)
Umm... 8:35 commenter -
What he's trying to say is that the cops don't ask for "license and registration". What they usually ask for is license and proof of insurance. They can get registration info by checking your license plate number through the database. He probably means that most of his clients are just repeating the stuff they hear from TV and movies.
And 8:38 - just because we can "see some familiar Bridgeport sights" doesn't mean the picture wasn't staged. And I'm not saying that it was...
I'm just sayin'
I loved all my ex's more than they loved me.
"I wonder what the percentage of mothers love their children more than their husband?"
The number would not suprise most people. A mother gives birth to her children and is their closest blood relative. But what is the percentage of fathers who feel the same way? THAT number is probably more shocking.
You can't equate parental love with spousal love. That's like apples and oranges; they're both fruit, but totally different. Parents would die or even kill for the sake/safety of their kids, and do so instictively. Would the same number do that for their spouses? Besides, you can divorce your spouse and never have anything to do with them again, but there is no such thing as an ex-child
Is that why you didn't post my comment under that bare bottom photo?
"Alcohol seems to be at every event and every function."
Except Baptist get-togethers and AA meetings!
"I wonder what the percentage of mothers love their children more than their husband?"
A lot, and it is not how it should be. There are a lot of husbands who deserve to be loved less than the kid, but in a best-case scenario, the husband/wife is the primary relationship above all else. In fact, when kids figure out they may be loved more, then the little master manipulators start destruction.
9:13 "you can divorce your spouse and never have anything to do with them again"? where is this "fairytale wonderland"located?
Nugent is not a liberal hippie. He is about as politically conservative as you can get.
As long as you don't have children with your ex, you can get away with never dealing with them again. BUT, if you have children with them...they will be a pain in your ass F O R E V E R.
Robert Earl Keene is greatness.
the worlds supposed to end in 2012, right? and Obama is our president and his term will end in 2012, right? does that mean hes going to be the one who destroys the world?
The girls in the car are they real or fake? No not that part the smile was what I was asking about
"I'm not sure I understand that three branches of government thingy anymore."
Well...myths are often hard to understand.
If you went with Dish network after the first bill, if you have the HD everything pak and 3 local channels, tv guide it will be $149.06
Ted Nugent is probably more conservative and loves America more than most of your readers. By the way, at one time, and he still is, a top rocker with a huge fan base. Maybe that is why he can play to a sold out stadium. God bless "The Motor City Madman".
The love of your child is forever and is unconditional, the love of a spouse is conditional and sometimes is not forever...
I bet them girls are lisbins,you know, from Lisboa or somethin.
Sometimes ...when I'm alone ...I relate to myself Triggerman
Ted Nuget loves the flag...um the other flag.
Is Texas Governor Rick Perry crazy, or is he just a big fan of Cat Scratch Fever? The final act at Perry’s inaugural ball in Austin Tuesday night featured redneck rocker Ted Nugent, who, according to the San Antonio Express News, “appeared onstage wearing a cut-off T-shirt emblazoned with a Confederate flag and shouting unflattering remarks about undocumented immigrants, including kicking them out of the country, according to people who were in attendance. Machine guns, including an AK-47, were his props.”
Robert Zimmerman
12:57, now that you pointed that out to me, I gotta tell you, I love "Terrible Ted" even more.
I would die or kill for the sake/safety of my children and my husband.. but I know I'll forever be protective of my kids. IF the husband becomes an ex.. I wouldn't feel the same as I do today! So yes, I do love my kids more.
I'm in "heritage denial" too. :)
When I'm not in a happy place, I go back to the basics.
Try the "pull my finger" gag with the next client that comes in, regardless of age, gender or race.
Double Fake Everyone's Favorite Uncle
Is that Decatur City Council? Can't be bad. You allow for new furniture,trips for "planners" (a term to be used very lightly) to go to Vegas for BIG CITY planning seminars and other important items. None of which help the city with - oh lets say traffic control,street mant.-you know the LITTLE CITY stuff. Got to be as easy as the City Managers job.
C.O.C.
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