Afternoon Pick Me Up

Man, I'm a selfish guy. All year long I've posted hot girls as part of the random "Afternoon Pick Me Up" and not once have I given a single thought about the ladies. I've ignored emails from them. Texts. IMs. Telegraphs. And that strange message written in lipstick on my windshield which caused me to give a panicked cell phone call to Sheriff Walker as I knelt behind a dumpster. Well, today I make amends. I present to you: The Santa Speedo Run. That should make up for it. And, man, is this a great idea for a fundraiser for the Wise County Bar Association.