12.16.2008

Afternoon Pick Me Up

Man, I'm a selfish guy. All year long I've posted hot girls as part of the random "Afternoon Pick Me Up" and not once have I given a single thought about the ladies. I've ignored emails from them. Texts. IMs. Telegraphs. And that strange message written in lipstick on my windshield which caused me to give a panicked cell phone call to Sheriff Walker as I knelt behind a dumpster. Well, today I make amends. I present to you: The Santa Speedo Run. That should make up for it. And, man, is this a great idea for a fundraiser for the Wise County Bar Association.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

that thought made me throw up a little in my mouth.

Anonymous said...

The best commercial right now is the Crack-in-a-box ad when they are playing raquet ball.

Anonymous said...

And this is the best you can do Barry? If I wanted to see a good looking man in a speedo I would just drive down south Church Street and get an eyeful of my speedo man......

Francine Fishpaw said...

I beg to differ, Barry. These guys are the exact reason speedos should be outlawed.

We will let you know when you get this one right. Keep trying. I suggest that you work in Daniel Craig (new James Bond) somewhere. That would be a good start.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Barry!!!! Now if we could just see more hot men on the beach -- that would be even better.

Anonymous said...

Oh, come on Barry. You can do better than that! Give us girls something good to look at, we can see Speedo man any day.

Anonymous said...

Scantily-clad men look silly.

Anonymous said...

It's very obvious that Barry hates women and is punishng them for something they've done to him in the past.

Anonymous said...

I could have gone all day without seeing that!

Anonymous said...

ALVORD schools are dismissing today at 2:30! (Dec 16 - Tues)

Anonymous said...

The thought of the Wise County Bar Assn in Speedos is just wrong! And, not being a legal expert my self, I could be wrong, but wouldn't that constitute a terroristic threat made over the internet?

Noevadeaux said...

Ummmm......no.

Anonymous said...

cold guys in speedos, does it get any better than this?

in a word...yes!

if this is your idea of hot, how in the world have you been married so many times?

Chickens Are Us said...

Mr. Green, with those legs of yours, we here at Chickens Are Us took a vote. You'd be more suited for a chicken suit than a speedo.

Anonymous said...

Not what I wanted for an afternoon pick me up, more like throw up.

Anonymous said...

I shudder at the thought of any lawyer, especially one from Wise County, in a speedo.

Anonymous said...

That one guy looks like he needs to take a quick piss before the festivities start. And that one guy is already grabbing his ankles getting ready for some action.

Anonymous said...

I was never a fan of the banana hammock to begin with. I will have nightmares for weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I have an idea for a new event for Wise County. You should organize a race from Bport to Chico, and call it something like, "The Rock Crusher Rally".

You could start it at the gas station at 101 and 380, and finish it in downtown Chico, wherever the hell that is.

The trophy could be a piece of rock from one of the quarries, I think you've got connections to get that done.

Double Fake the Cutters

Anonymous said...

how bout this one?
http://www.madcowramblings.com/uploads/modano_on_mens_fitness.jpg

Anonymous said...

I'll look at any man in a speedo, at least once...depending. The link provided has some of the hotter men running in this brilliant speedo run. I wonder if this would be a good place to pick out a husband?

Anonymous said...

You could have chosen the photos with the muscle guys in it, that would have been much better. Somehow I don't think I could see our local attorney's in speedos. Although I often wonder how much Allan Shore you are...and I could see him doing that!

Tia said...

Hey...I LOVE these guys! Other than the fact that these guys are lily white, I think they look marvelous. After being to European beaches where speedos are de rigueur I can assure you that these guys look fantastic in comparison.
Woo Hoo!!