12.19.2008

That's Messed Up

I think I would understand quantum physics before I understand the Duggar Family. You see, they are all gathered around momma holding a baby because that baby has just become the 18TH child in that family. 18!!!! For the record, the child has the tricked up name of Jordyn-Grace Makiya Her siblings:
  • Joshua
  • John-David
  • Jana
  • Jill
  • Jessa
  • Jinger <--- Most tricked up name
  • Joseph
  • Josiah
  • Joy-Anna
  • Jeremiah
  • Jedidiah <---- Close second for most tricked up name
  • Jason
  • James
  • Justin
  • Jackson
  • Johannah
  • Jennifer

39 comments:

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the remark attributed to Groucho Marx where he tells the married couple that "I like my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth every once in a while!"

Anonymous said...

I could father 18 kids with the chick on your Friday Morning Thoughts. Just sayin.

The Prawn said...

Vagina. It's Not a Clown Car.

Anonymous said...

Bad enough to have that many kids, but to give them names that all start with the same letter is really messed up. Even Cletus from the Simpsons isn't that hillbilly!
Dylan...
Tyler...
Cody...
Rumor...
Scout...
Chloe...
Zoe...
Bill

Bigwillie02 said...

That family is bigger than Chico's graduating class.

Double fake Larkin.

Anonymous said...

time's a-wastin', bubear.
i wanna have your baby

butters said...

BG, I'm pretty sure within the last 2 years you made a post when the 17th child was born!

Anonymous said...

Breaking news------- POCO just layed off 40+ people!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

WOW about POCO - just the other day I heard one of their commercials being played on that Jacksboro radio station - it said if you were looking for a good job with a good company, go see 'em, and that they were all community involved, yada yada......

Anonymous said...

I hope none of them have 18 kids to feed! But I have to hand it to this family, they must be pro-life and like the Catholic Church practice what they preach. Not like all these other pro-lifers that say life begins at conception but then take the pill. If all the pro-lifers practiced what they preach most families would be huge!

Anonymous said...

Good night Mary-Beth.....good night John-boy.....good night grandmaw.....

Anonymous said...

How would you like to be behind them at the drive through window at McDonald's?

Double Fake Big Mac

Jarhead said...

I'm about to shoot myself in the head. The first thing I thought of when I saw that picture was the exact thing that The Prawn posted.

This blog is making me dumb.

Anonymous said...

Ok "The Prawn", that was hilarious...

R and R said...

You better stop throwing Larkin's name around like that. He'll come back and get you, 10:41.

R and R said...

Does anyone know if the Duggar family is related to the Moody's from Chico?

Anonymous said...

Not to stereoptype, but how much do you wanna bet that there is a McCain-Palin sticker on the bumper of their mini-bus? They probably also have a closet full of guns, canned food, and a machine that turns urine into drinking water. People like this scare me.

- Jinger from Eldorado

Anonymous said...

Juicy, should have been the last ones name

Silicone Alley said...

I say she has 8 more.

M-M said...

What does it matter how many kids anyone has? As long as they can afford and provide for them adequately without government assistance and provide a healthy home environment for the entire family, if that's what they want to do, let them.

Anonymous said...

9:56...the random thoughts chick WOULD look like that after 18 kids.

Anonymous said...

Names for #19...

Jubjub
Jack
Jehosaphat
Jumper
Jeep
Jovi
Jenga!
Johan
Jenna Jameson
Josey
Juststopalready

Double Fake the Stork, retired

Anonymous said...

Hotdog in a hallway.

And notice that she is still thinner than most of the Wise County moms that pump out just one.

Anonymous said...

2:20 - how dumb. It is genetics, plus chasing that many kids would make any woman skinny. She might also be running FROM a husband trying to get her back in bed again.

Anonymous said...

This old man, he made one, he made whoopie over and over and won,
With a nick-nack-tally-whack-give the woman a bone,
This old man came groaning on...........

Anonymous said...

What would a dinner at Texas de Brasil cost for that family?
What does the dad do for a living?

Anonymous said...

There is no possible way that that couple can give each one of those children the individual attention that a child needs. My guess is that they are Mormon.

Anonymous said...

2:20
You are such a pig! Let me guess, skinny, white male with skrawny long legs.

Liz said...

Isn't the tall guy the Father? I only count 17 kids.

Anonymous said...

Not sure how her husband does it.....that must be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Anonymous said...

Someone need a Mormonectomy!

chupacabra said...

"We both would love to have more," he said.

Ridiculous

M-M said...

They are not Mormon and they are both Real Estate Agents. Go read the articles about them instead of making stupid assumptions about them.

Anonymous said...

JEDIDIAH

jed-i-di'-a (yedhidh-yah, "the beloved of Yah"): The name conferred by God through Nathan upon Solomon at his birth (2 Sam 12:25).

Anonymous said...

Hey lady, it's a vagina- not a Pez Dispenser!

Anonymous said...

He is a State Representative and has several real estate properties, the kids are all home schooled and the oldest one just got married himself, they completely built their new home from the ground up without taking out any loans and did most of the work theirselves. That is bonding and very responsible if you ask me! More people should follow their lead!

Anonymous said...

I don't understand why you think a biblical name is "tricked up".

Anonymous said...

Wheres: Zebediah, Hezekiah and Obadiah?

Anonymous said...

oh yeh those don't start with J do they ?