12.16.2008

Another Reason To Look Forward to the Obama Presidency

I've got a couple of self-imposed rules for watching youtube videos: (1) They need to be less than 30 seconds, and (2) they need to either include hot girls or some type of crash. That's why I feel guilty about watching this thing the whole way through. It's the farewell White House Barney The Dog Christmas Video. And it's not a parody --- it's an official United States of America production.l And the winner's are: (1) Worst actor in a leading roll: President Bush (let the irony roll) (2) Worst supporting actress: The blonde daughter (who is either Jenna or Barbara - I alwasy get them confused) (3) Worst animation in the history of ever: You will not believe Barney in the role of Michael Phelps. I absolutely promise that the Decatur Alternative Education group could produce better animation given 15 minutes with a Macintosh. (4) Scariest sight: Michael Phelps making a cameo and sporting a goatee (5) Best moment: There's some blonde that shows up in the end which I think might have been a gymnast in the last Olympics. (6) Future guarantee: Obama will at least have Beyonce or somebody given it the What For in aSanta Clause skirt or something.