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8.18.2006

"I See Police Officer People"

What part of this paragraph doesn't fit: "Haley Joel Osment was charged with four criminal counts today including: driving while having a blood alcohol content of .08 percent or higher with the special allegation of having a blood alcohol content of .15 percent or higher (especially bad!), and possession of marijuana while driving. Osment's blood-alcohol content was 0.16 (double the legal limit) and the charges come from an incident last month when he crashed his 1995 Saturn, flipping it and breaking a rib."

10 comments:

oldphilosopher said...

Sheesh. No WONDER he was seeing dead people! (And maybe a few pink elephants.)

greta said...

Someone needs a good lawyer.

June FN Cleaver said...

1995 Saturn? Why?

Anonymous said...

PMJ while driving

Anonymous said...

Do Over? Circa Sixth Sense B.C.

Anonymous said...

Did he display any anti-semetic behavior?

Anonymous said...

Wow, he stole his dad's car too?

greta said...

Another child star with problems?

Anonymous said...

another child with problems

Anonymous said...

It's sad, but my first reaction was "Why is he driving a Saturn?"