The Campaign For DA

6.06.2006

Kasey Kiker . . .

. . . is an 18 year old kid from Alabama who has just become the Texas Rangers #1 pick in the MLB draft. Interestingly, one of his buddies has this myspace.com graduation farewell to him: "Kasey Kiker / DAMN LOOPER J/K J/K YOU KNOW I DO THAT TO MAKE YOU ANGRY LOL. DUDE YOUR THE QB OF THE BASEBALL TEAM.. SO0O BLUE 42 HUTT HUTT LOL DANG MAN WHERE DO I START ATM? ME STAYING THE NIGHT AT YOUR HOUSE 06' SPRING BREAK JEEZ DUDE YOU COULD BE POSSIBLE THE CRUNKEST NIGGUH FROM THE KICK OFF.CAMPIN IN THE WOODS BEHIND MY HOUSE. I ENJOYED PLAYIN BALL WITH YOU MAIN. YOU KNOW IM HERE IF YOU NEED ME MAIN. TRIPOD DUDE LOL COLD CUT TRIO HAHA.FISH FRY AT BOBS. FIGHT WITH CORY. DUDE GONE GET DRAFTED 12TH PICK OVER ALL OKAY!! LOVE YA DUDE, YOU MY BRO. " I need an interpreter.