Yesterday. Friend of mine comes over to my house. After a little bit we go to the garage and get in my car. Raise the garage door. Put it in reverse. Back out. And .....
....run into the front of her car that was parked in the driveway behind me.
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you might want to get a lawyer barry.. o wait nevermind
Yep... Not a good start. If it makes you feel any better, the story could have started out: "I went to pick up a friend yesterday. After a little bit we go out and get into my car. As I start up the engine there's this horrible sound."...
And ended with:..."30 minutes later as I popped the hood at the car wash (spray wand in hand) I couldn't help but wonder 3 things. #1. How many other guys have had dates ruined before they started because of things like this.
#2. How big(originally), was her cat? & #3 Why was he sleeping in the car's fan well?"
Boy, could I tell ya'll some stories just about like that. I know why Barry admitted it... 'cause it's funny and if you can't laugh at yourself, something's wrong. I loved the Dumb and Dumber - too funny!!!
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you might want to get a lawyer barry.. o wait nevermind
hey..she should have remembered it was there as well..so dont blame it all on yourself! Good Luck though!
Yep... Not a good start. If it makes you feel any better, the story could have started out:
"I went to pick up a friend yesterday. After a little bit we go out and get into my car. As I start up the engine there's this horrible sound."...
And ended with:..."30 minutes later as I popped the hood at the car wash (spray wand in hand) I couldn't help but wonder 3 things.
#1. How many other guys have had dates ruined before they started because of things like this.
#2. How big(originally), was her cat?
&
#3 Why was he sleeping in the car's fan well?"
True (and sad) story.
Why, oh why, would you admit this?
Take heart - tomorrow is a new day and somebody might have a moment of conscience and return your lawn mower.
:)
i am speechless.. luckily nothing that crappy has happened to me. I am sorry man
She must have been really hot!
most lawyers lack common sense
Many anonymous commenters lack a sense of humor!
It's probably the government's fault.
Boy, could I tell ya'll some stories just about like that. I know why Barry admitted it... 'cause it's funny and if you can't laugh at yourself, something's wrong. I loved the Dumb and Dumber - too funny!!!
dumb and dumber is the best
Did you sue her Berry????
no I made love to her in my car then kicked her and called a tow truck
LOL, Oh...Barry, Barry, quite contrary!
I thought you were married!
Don't go there! Wish I was "un-married" Barry :>
For the record, the "Barry said" comment above was not me. We have a creative wise guy among us.
notice BSG did not deny the comment he just said he did not make the comment. huh
thank you
Oh, give BSG a little privacy, would ya?
Hmmm, I think BSG was with sweetangie on this date!
quite Im looking for my lawn mower
To anon at 6:36 pm... No, I don't think my husband would approve of it! LOL
IT was Kerry's fault. HAHA
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