9.11.2005

Not The Best Way To Start A Date

Yesterday. Friend of mine comes over to my house. After a little bit we go to the garage and get in my car. Raise the garage door. Put it in reverse. Back out. And ..... ....run into the front of her car that was parked in the driveway behind me.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

you might want to get a lawyer barry.. o wait nevermind

ChrissiK said...

hey..she should have remembered it was there as well..so dont blame it all on yourself! Good Luck though!

Anonymous said...

Yep... Not a good start. If it makes you feel any better, the story could have started out:
"I went to pick up a friend yesterday. After a little bit we go out and get into my car. As I start up the engine there's this horrible sound."...

And ended with:..."30 minutes later as I popped the hood at the car wash (spray wand in hand) I couldn't help but wonder 3 things.
#1. How many other guys have had dates ruined before they started because of things like this.

#2. How big(originally), was her cat?
&
#3 Why was he sleeping in the car's fan well?"

True (and sad) story.

Andria said...

Why, oh why, would you admit this?

Anonymous said...

Take heart - tomorrow is a new day and somebody might have a moment of conscience and return your lawn mower.

:)

Anonymous said...

i am speechless.. luckily nothing that crappy has happened to me. I am sorry man

bigcatdaddy said...

She must have been really hot!

Anonymous said...

most lawyers lack common sense

Anonymous said...

Many anonymous commenters lack a sense of humor!

Jeff said...

It's probably the government's fault.

Anonymous said...

Boy, could I tell ya'll some stories just about like that. I know why Barry admitted it... 'cause it's funny and if you can't laugh at yourself, something's wrong. I loved the Dumb and Dumber - too funny!!!

Anonymous said...

dumb and dumber is the best

just call me "Bob" said...

Did you sue her Berry????

Barry said said...

no I made love to her in my car then kicked her and called a tow truck

Anonymous said...

LOL, Oh...Barry, Barry, quite contrary!

Condoleesa said...

I thought you were married!

Anonymous said...

Don't go there! Wish I was "un-married" Barry :>

BSG said...

For the record, the "Barry said" comment above was not me. We have a creative wise guy among us.

Anonymous said...

notice BSG did not deny the comment he just said he did not make the comment. huh

Anonymous said...

thank you

PI said...

Oh, give BSG a little privacy, would ya?

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, I think BSG was with sweetangie on this date!

BSG said...

quite Im looking for my lawn mower

sweetangie said...

To anon at 6:36 pm... No, I don't think my husband would approve of it! LOL

Anonymous said...

IT was Kerry's fault. HAHA