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7.01.2011

Random Friday Morning Thoughts


  • My haircut gal (seems like a new one every time) asked if I wanted a product that was on sale for $29 to help with my thinning hair. Hey! Don't mention my thinning hair and don't try to practice witchcraft on me. 
  • Almost motorcycle carnage! Fifteen to twenty speed style bikers ran up on a Harley last night in Carrollton causing four to go to the hospital. No deaths. Edit: One death
  • We are into being landlords for one week and the air conditioning unit has a major malfunction. Ugh. But I totally expected something like this. 
  • Last month was the third hottest in DFW history. I believe it. (Global warming debate in three, two . . . . )
  • The Associated Press has an iPhone app that sends out breaking news alerts. It sent one at 1:00 a.m. last night announcing the NBA lockout taking effect. That's the lockout that had been announced ten hours earlier.
  • When I see the Casey Anthony party pics my first reaction is: Kind of hot.
  • I changed the color of active links on here to red the other day. Ok? Edit: I've changed the color of followed links to blue.
  • Random mascot. (Thanks, Michelle.)
  • The "no picture" policy of the Wise County Animal Shelter caused the Sheriff to receive an email yesterday from a lady in Durban, South Africa. 
  • There is no way this is true: A lady drowns in a public pool near Boston on Sunday, the pool is open on Monday with swimmers, and the body is finally noticed in that pool on Tuesday. The first blog to post this story started off with: "Am I on planet Earth?"
  • I've had an impromptu runway fashion show and a cheerleading competition break out in my house this week. Am I on planet Earth?
  • "Hey, now." And I do mean, "Hey, now."
  • It's Vampire Weekend (aka "No Refusal Weekend") in Wise County and in most counties around the state. It's kind of hard to explain, but that really means "We're going to get a warrant this weekend for your blood even though we could get a warrant for your blood on any weekend we wanted to."
  • If you are really into the John Wiley Price story and the mystery that surrounds it, Dallas Observer reporter Robert Wilonsky said this morning to remember the words "shakedown" and "inland port" which was summarized by WFAA in a story in 2009 here.
  • Baylor had its best football season in years so the school is selling season tickets based upon the temperature in Waco on July 4th? And that will make them cheaper than the currently cheap rate of $23 a game? 










38 comments:

Anonymous said...

For those of us that are colorblind, the red is almost impossible to differentiate. Can you go back to blue? I'll drop the pending ADA claim.

Anonymous said...

Snip that "cheerleading" thing in the bud now........or your grief will increase exponentially.

Been there as parent and school official. Trust me.

Anonymous said...

Edit: Channel 5 is reporting on of the motorcycle riders died.

The Secret Police said...

After you click on the links, they turn black, and that sucks. Can you tweak that just a "hair" please?
The Hey Now! is actually a MERCY!!!

Anonymous said...

George Bush caused our June to be so hot. If he had his way it would have been the hottest June in history.

JWP will do time.....without corn rows or dread locks.

Anonymous said...

Just read the JW Price article. The man's in trouble.

...and when's he says " I have no idea why the FBI is here" I believe him.
He probably has so many of these type deals going on he wouldn't know which one they are investigating.

Anonymous said...

"When I see the Casey Anthony party pics my first reaction is: Kind of hot."

I'm glad I'm not the only one who's been having those thoughts. Aside from the whole sociopathic, child killer thing, she is SMOKIN!!!!!

Anonymous said...

As a lawyer I think you know what the term "de facto standard" means. Go back to blue and violet on the links. Then at least they'll match the link colors on the right side of your blog.

Anonymous said...

Your random thoughts comment about Casey Anthony as well as all you "hey now" comments make me wonder: at what age does a man cease being cool and start being just a dirty old man who ogles young girls half his age?

Anonymous said...

NOAA did extensive research by combing through records that the native Americans kept going back over a thousand years ago and found that actually June of 1329 was the third hottest month on record. They would have gone back further but couldn't find the records that dinosaurs kept. When a liberal weenie "flat earther" global warmism wacko speaks of history, they are only talking about the last 130 years. All others from the beginning of time. Would you weenies do us all a favor and quit exhaling that evil CO2?

Anonymous said...

The hot weather phenomemon we are experiencing lately has a name :
Summer.
I have been her for 63 of them. They have all a very similar characteristic: HEAT!

Anonymous said...

Morning Thoughts girl has troll face....looks like Shrek's hot cousin that is more human than Shrek-ite or should that be Shrekian or Schrekvillian?

Anonymous said...

All you legal minds answer this one. Did the guy who threw the finger in the Anthony trial have the right to remain silent and to have an attorney? Was he so advised prior to the judge questioning him?

Anonymous said...

Come on Skippy, post the pics of the runway fashion show and cheerleader competition. Can't you handle the criticism of the ones you love but can handle it of others loved ones that you post pictures of?

Anonymous said...

Looks like the motorcycle accident on Sam Rayburn toll road was a caused by Mexicans on motorcycles. Go figure..

Anonymous said...

I just read an article about a license plate of BO11 LUX being rescinded and made illegal.
I don't get it. Are there any preverts here who can help a brother out?
http://www.digitalspy.com/odd/news/a327615/man-ordered-to-remove-bo11-lux-number-plate.html

Anonymous said...

923. The answer to your question is 36.

I am sure old women do not look at younger men who are child killers, but hey, what do I know, other than the correct answer to you question.

Anonymous said...

See in ST that Arlington Martin HS has a new principal. Hmmmmmmmm

Anonymous said...

It's Vampire Weekend (aka "No Refusal Weekend") in Wise County and in most counties around the state. It's kind of hard to explain, but that really means "We're going to get a warrant this weekend for your blood even though we could get a warrant for your blood on any weekend we wanted to."


Yet we let a person who drives into oncoming traffic kills two girls causes numerous other cars to wreck and we just let that person walk with no blood taken? We only want your blood on a holiday weekend. That's a screwed up system!

Anonymous said...

There ain't nothin wrong with the morning girl that an injection of ole Dr.Peter's hand made root juice wouldn't perk right up.

Anonymous said...

I'm a Christian, so I try to just scroll down past the girly photo on top and not "ogle" them. Howewver, I did have to check out the "Hey Now" girl. My observation? The Hey Now girl made the Thoughts girl look really plain.

Gern Blansten

Anonymous said...

@9:23..that age is directly proportional to the age of your significant other. For BG, that being less than half his age, he likely wont be a clearly "dirty" old man until 2055.

Double Fake
Grenis Maximus

Anonymous said...

10:12 I'm assuming BO11 LUX can be read as bollocks, British slang for bullshit

Anonymous said...

I am sure old women do not look at younger men who are child killers, but hey, what do I know, other than the correct answer to you question.

You have any idea how many prisoners get married AFTER they're in jail?

The Italian Hey Now is a meh.

Rage

Anonymous said...

Melissa Satta - Tats ruined it for me.

Anonymous said...

The ice cream lady is a HEY NOW! Rage

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the answer, 10:31. I tend to agree that after 36, men just seem rather dirty when lusting after young women. Kind of makes me sick at my stomach. And I am an older woman, and no, I would not ogle a child killer, no matter what he looked like. There's more to looking good than physical. that's the difference in a woman's view vs a man's, I suppose. I am just not amused by what I suspect are men well over 36 talking about young women's bodies.

Anonymous said...

I'm an atheist so I always pause at the girls photos and think " I'm glad I aint a christain" if I can't look at girls.

Anonymous said...

Barry, welcome to the "No Hair Club for Men". And I am the president.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

So sad the hey now girl marked herself w/ all that ink.

Anonymous said...

9:23
I started at 12.

Anonymous said...

12:11 Now that's funny, right there

Anonymous said...

923 The actual answer is subjective. At what age do you officially become an old bag with a sour grapes attitude? See what I mean by subjective? Men are hardwired to observe the other sex. You liberal weenies who believe men and women are equal in all aspects and who believe gender is subjective won't understand that so I will just have to live with being a "dirty" thirty something. And you bad attitude women can go suck an egg.

Anonymous said...

I just noticed that the color of the comment count at the bottom of each entry changes colors if you have read the comments. Red if you have not, blue if you have. That is an improvement. I just wish it would jump right to the unread comments, so we don't have to tread through all that crap posted by wordkyle over and over.

Thanks.

Anonymous said...

I bet the Sheriff got emails from all over the world yesterday, because his no photo policy story was posted on the Patrick Miracle facebook page. He was the dog that was found in the garbage shoot of a high rise apartment building in New Jersey. He almost died but is recovering. His plight continues to help other mistreated dogs.

Anonymous said...

@ 9:23..I was born in 1958...was girl crazy in 1970 and never got over it. A man just has to know his boundries.

The Real Billy

Anonymous said...

Is there any truth to the rumor that the taxpayers of Bridgeport are on the tab for the hospital loan if the business fails.

Anonymous said...

What Anonymous 8:43 said about nipping the cheerleading in the bud now--so true! Be afraid, be very afraid.