6.30.2011

I Just Figured It All Out: The W Hotels Are Cursed!!


Remember the pic I put up about a month ago where two gals crashed through a hotel window to their deaths in Atlanta? Well, it was a W Hotel.

And yesterday when a guy fell to his death in Dallas? It was a parking garage by the W Hotel.

My hot off the presses Random Thought story from Tuesday of the Austin chick who worked at a hotel and walked away only to be found dead a month later wedged in a parking garage? She worked at a W hotel.

And yesterday, in a D.C. hotel, a woman falls 10 floors to her death from an outdoor bar in the .........you guessed it: W Hotel. (Speculation is that is was suicide.)

Hotels. Cursed. Case closed.

(Gawker got me to thinking as did BagofNothing, but nobody has put these all together like a supercomputer as I did. I'm a modern day Columbo - who died this week, probably at a W Hotel.  Hey, AP: I want credit once you pick this up!!!! And all you DFW media outlets, too!!!)

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

The "W" is really just an upside down "M" for murder.

Anonymous said...

Just this week glass fell from the only 7-month-old W Hotel is Austin to the street below!

Anonymous said...

I have a "w"ild request. "W"ould you change the color of the links back to blue, please? "W"ith partial color blindness, it is "w"ay to hard to distinguish bet"w"een the red and black.
Thanks,
Loyal follo"w"er.

Tater Salad said...

WE GET TAKEN INTO THE WEEKEND WITH THE FRIGGIN "W"..!?!?! WE'VE BEEN JIPPED!!!!

Anonymous said...

Although, it does seem that if one's intent is to be alive after visiting a W Hotel, it's possible to do so. I don't think a person is required to commit suicide or throw a friend through the window, or anything like that. It's OK to just go there and do normal, non-death things.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, they closed the one in Austin until they could figure out why all the glass was falling off of it.

It's cursed because that's where the homos stay.

Rage

Anonymous said...

George W.

Anonymous said...

Rage and the ice cream lady are planning their honeymoon at the W. Can't wait to see that debacle on youtube.

Anonymous said...

I fell off my Wide porch this morning!

Adverb Abuser said...

W = E (for evil) only facing upwards.......I'm pretty sure you would find bedbugs, seamen, probably even public hairs on the sheets, and possibly a dead body under any given bed regardless, but yet not unlike what you would have possibly found at the Decatur Sunset Inn had it not been "blown" down recently.

Anonymous said...

7:44, not likely to find seamen on the sheets; those guys are usually on ships. Public hairs, sure...even some private ones.

Anonymous said...

5:29, very few people, even homos, stay at a W Hotel. The usually visit for a night or two and then depart; but they don't stay.

Anonymous said...

We need rooms there for the Bay's council!

Anonymous said...

Ummm....Tater, you realize it's only Thursday right?

Anonymous said...

Mr. Salad<

You have either been wronged by a person of Japanese heritage, thus "japped". Or you have been cheated out of something you felt was rightfully yours, thus Gypped. It's unclear from your atrocious use of slang which of these is your specific complaint.

Maybe your spelling just sukks.

Anonymous said...

You can check but you can never check out.

DF The Eagles

Anonymous said...

The W Hotel: the "W" stand for "Whooaaa!" or "Watch out for falling glass! or "Where'd that Waitress go?"

If they used some kind of crappy glue on the windows, I'd be the extreme heat has something to do with it.

God, their pr people must be in full crisis mode. I'd hate to work for them right now.