6.29.2011

Come On, We've All Busted Out Windows For Less



I'm not exactly sure what's going on here because I'm too lazy to read the short story, but I've got a secret for law enforcement which will probably have me disbarred by noon tomorrow: Instead of avoiding the cameras and shuffling someone away from the cameras, do what that cop did: Take that person in front of the reporters and let them talk. It's the greatest evidence you'll ever have.

There's an old saying: You'll never find anyone deaf, dumb, and blind in prison.

Side note: Haven't had ice cream out of an ice cream maker since I was a kid. Do they still make "rock salt"?

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, yeah! I make great vanilla, and the best banana/walnut you never had.

Anonymous said...

This is your brain on drugs.

Anonymous said...

Hot ....

Anonymous said...

Talk about nuts!!! Bet she voted for Obama too!!

LLDQFan said...

we make it all summer long. it's so good.

Anonymous said...

Homemade peach is my favorite.

BTW... that woman is a liar. No one would rape her.

Anonymous said...

She's hawt!

Anonymous said...

Yes I would.
Rage

Anonymous said...

TRUCK STOP HOOKERS!!!!! Loves opens today in Aurora!!! Getcha stank off with a free shower with purchase of a 50 gallon fillup!

Anonymous said...

Yes. But, Blue Bell does it cheaper, faster and Better.

Anonymous said...

over 11 years? no way sister

df ellis

Anonymous said...

Is there any Banjo restoration companies within walking distance of Decatur?

Anonymous said...

That is probably an xy, maybe a deformed xyy. But definitely not an xx,

Anonymous said...

Yes, home made ice cream is alive and well at the Renunion every year.

Anonymous said...

Yes, they do make rock salt! I make all sorts of ice cream in my maker. I do have an electric one, no way I am setting through the punishment of the hand crank ice cream maker. My parents always made the kid who was acting out the most man the hand crank machine. That does bring back memories of the good ol days--and yes it was always me who ended up on the hand crank!

Anonymous said...

A woman with balls. Hey Rage, I think we've found you the perfect mate.

el chupacabra said...

Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

Anonymous said...

This is the kind of coocoos that end up shooting a polititian, if they have a chance and are not treated for their mental issues.

Anonymous said...

Why the long face??

Anonymous said...

Strange, and not in a good way.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

BG - Bring the fam to the 1st Methodist Church in Decatur Sunday evening at 6pm. We will be welcoming our new pastor, grilling hamburgers, and sampling lotsa flavors of homemade ice cream!

Anonymous said...

1:00 Are you going to having any kool-aid? I was hoping maybe for the Guyana Grape!

Anonymous said...

10:43, then you agree that she is an xy or maybe an xyy.