6.30.2011

Got My Hands On The Official Press Release


Obviously, Greg Love may think he knows something about business but he doesn't know Wise County.  If you want to survive, you better mention something about the restrooms. We like 'em "new". Preferably with catfish on Fridays.

(What's a Chester's Chicken?)

49 comments:

Anonymous said...

They didn't mention anything about the fender lizards. Are those going to be new, too?

Anonymous said...

New crop of hookers in Rhome! It will be nice to get a shower with a girl for 9 dollars or free with fill up, compared to Host Budget roach motel that charges 69 a night. Then you can eat beef jerky, get a big gulp of dr pepper, and drop her off at party row in the other lot.

Anonymous said...

They have CAT scales so I think you should take the family cat up there today and have her weighed.

A Chester's Chicken is where Chester goes to tune his banjo!

Anonymous said...

Newark, your bad crank days are over!

Anonymous said...

Isnt Chester the guy from Hustler? Seems he liked to do something special with his chicken.

Anonymous said...

There will be NO picture taking on the CAT certified scale.

Anonymous said...

Chester's Chicken is owned by Chester The Molester. You should try his secret sauce.

Anonymous said...

The last time I woke up in a Love's parking lot drugs and alcohol were involved.

Anonymous said...

My buddy married a lot lizard.

She charged between 10 and 15 dollars a pop.

(her terminology not mine)

They were married for 15 years.


She made a mean CF steak and mashed potatoes.

Anonymous said...

The City of Rhome can't even pick up their brush after a storm. It is pretty sad that a truck stop is cleaner than the City where it's located.

Anonymous said...

All the while my banjo gently weeps.

Tater Salad said...

I hope the new Lot Lizards have fold-backs...

Anonymous said...

Chester's Chicken is a franchise chain. I've tried it in Ft worth and liked it. When places like that come to Wise county they tend to not be good though.
The restrooms will be like the other travel gas station in Rhome. Truckers will sling crap on the walls and write nasty comments on the walls. Especially if the store clerks are arabs.
I hope I am wrong and wish them well, as I travel to and from Ft Worth once a week and would like a place to get take home food besides Dairy Queen.

Anonymous said...

When the IHOP comes in on the adjacent corner, it will be the new Decatur.

Anonymous said...

Youtube has awesome videos of Loves Lot Lizards!

Anonymous said...

LOT LIZARDS, RHOME, 114, METHAMPHETAMINE, AND ALL NEAR THE LAKE AT NEWARK! LIFE IS GOOD!

Anonymous said...

32 ounce Dr Pepper - $1.39
Beef Jerky - $19.99
Bathroom condom $ 1.00
Chesters Chicken - $ 5.99

Look on your face after you eat all this food, have to use a Loves restroom and the look on your face when you open the stall and see some trucker writing anti Obama comments with fecal matter - PRICELESS!

Anonymous said...

The restrooms at the Loves are cleaner than the city of Rhome.

On your face said...

All the other gas stations in town are desolate today...just scored $3.39 gas at love's. Be nice to have competitive prices in rhome more in line with decatur prices for once...

Tater Salad said...

11:18

That's impossible. Rhome will never be as trashy and classless as Decatur...

Anonymous said...

This could be the birthplace of a new CB craze...10-4!

Anonymous said...

CB is coming back someday they say.

Anonymous said...

Never liked the Chester's Chicken. Something odd in the flavor.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

Speaking of trash, did anybody else see all the big fat people begging for handouts at the Southwise Handout Center in Boyd today?

Anonymous said...

12:03--according to the news last night (channel 5) WalMart will now offer gas (with a walmart gas card) for 10 cents off instead of 3 cents off! So you could have scored gas for 3.31 right here in Decatur today!

Anonymous said...

Sure are are bunch of Idiots that post on the blog. I bet every one of you will stop at Loves in the next few days...

Anonymous said...

They came up with Chester after Choking got voted down.


The Backdoor Intruder

Anonymous said...

North Texas needs a Buc-ee's. They have by far the cleanest restrooms anywhere and one owner/founder is an Aggie and the other a Longhorn.

Buc-ee's are not truck stops,tho, and do not cater to truckers. Just traveling folks.

Jack Daniels said...

Liquor up front, poker in the rear.

On your face said...

Meh, I don't get gas at walmart anymore. Too many run in's with trashy people with no manners. I have more important things to teach my 3 year old (who is always in the back seat with me) than cuss words and how much of a bad @ss his daddy is...

I get gas at exxon instead...generally same as everyone else weather I'm getting gas or diesel...

Anonymous said...

Buc-ees in Freeport is the BEST!!

Anonymous said...

Buc-ee's got mo flavors of beef jerky than BG's got hot sports opinions!

Anonymous said...

I never can figure out the "I just saved money by waiting in a huge line to buy gas that's 10 cents a gallon cheaper than down the road" crowd. Interesting that there are people who figure that an hour of their time on earth is worth about two dollars, minus the three dollars worth of gas it takes to sit and idle for an hour or two to save the two dollars. Amazing.

Anonymous said...

Bucees is awesome! They have fabulous restrooms and beaver nuggets.

Anonymous said...

1:02, welcome to the party! Pot, meet Kettle.

Anonymous said...

I encountered no obstacles at Loves, but almost hit a pile of limbs on a Rhome service road, so yes, Loves is cleaner and safetr than Rhome City Limits.

Anonymous said...

I love you back door intruder.

Anonymous said...

Rhome will always be Newark with a middle class until Mitt Romney becomes President.

Anonymous said...

Service Road belongs to TXDOT. Call them next time.

Anonymous said...

Aurora is a nice town with a great subdivision. They did not want a truck stop.

Anonymous said...

The burgers at the Biz Z up the street from Love's are awesome!!

Anonymous said...

Don't be badmothin our man Mitt, he has been a long time supporter of government supported health care and prochoice for women. He also knows that Jesus came and appeared in front of the Indians up in Yankee Land some place after he left crazy Arab land. Mitt rocks!

Anonymous said...

That's one thing about Tom Bishop he gets around. Burns will have to pony up for that SUV for him after he gets through with the old crown vic.

I'm betting he has the SUV befor the next election when him and Obammy both get voted out.

Anonymous said...

You people are missing the point. Rhome plus Loves = truck stop hookers! Barry, we need local ladies from Loves on here, support local business. Bring on thelot lizard pics!

Anonymous said...

Chester Fried Chicken is damn good chicken!
and I STILL miss Grandy's in Decatur!!

Anonymous said...

Someone who got gas at this Love's drove on down the road and had a bad wreck. Love's is cursed!!!!! And it was the road's fault, too!!!

Anonymous said...

Someone who got gas at this Love's drove on down the road and had a bad wreck. Love's is cursed!!!!! And it was the road's fault, too!!!

Anonymous said...

The truck stop is not in Aurora, so don't think Aurora had much say in the matter.

Anonymous said...

Aurora has too much class for a truck stop. Aurora Vista is high class compared to Ellis edition area.