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6.29.2011

When Did We Start Tricking Up Miss Texas?




I heard on the radio that the Miss Texas Pageant was going on this week in Arlington and there would be thirty-three contestants. Of course, I guy has to check it out. But what happened to good ol' names like "Miss [insert Texas city]" or "Miss [insert Texas county]"  And how does one become, for example, "Miss Trinity River"?

Can we enter a Miss Big Sandy Creek? A Miss Pasture Near Cottondale? A Miss Liberally Lean?

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Miss Lake Bridgeport Bridge (the east side only)

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

Miss Frisco makes my light shine..

Anonymous said...

There is no way that Miss Trinity River is only 22 years old! She looks late 30's early 40's.

Anonymous said...

She became Miss Trinity River on a recent noodling trip @ Bobo Crossing. That girl can sure wrangle up a catfish and knock back a few 'Stones! She may not win Miss Texas but she will always be Miss Trinity River to me!

Anonymous said...

Any town, city or organization can apply to be associated with the Miss Texas Pageant. It just takes filling out forms and possible a fee.

At one time, Wise County was represented in the Miss Texas Pageant. I'm just not sure if it was thru winning the pageant that was held in Bridgeport "Little Miss Pageant" - (toddler age to 18 years of age) or thru the Wise County Renuion Queens Contest.

Anonymous said...

Tread lightly Bubba, there may be a future presidental candidate in the making.

Anonymous said...

When did we start tricking up Miss Texas?

30 years ago? For example I remembered there being a Miss Hurst, a Miss Euless, a Miss Bedford, and a Miss H-E-B area.

And creepy old guys would mentor/sponsor the girls and sometimes even hold small local pageants in their own homes for the girls.

Texas Wesleyan in the old days would give the state winner a full scholarship and I had a few classes with a couple of the winners. Nice implants, baby. I'm the creepy old guy now. heh

Anonymous said...

Miss "No Tolerance" in Rhome would have 6 teeth.

Anonymous said...

Cant wait to see Miss Newark or Miss Oliver Creek

Anonymous said...

Those sound like p_rn names.

Bacon said...

All the talents suck!!!!!
Vocal/dance
why can't there be a "I can drink a beer in 5 secs" or "I can strip all my clothes off in 2 secs" Or "I can play table tennis really good" or ..............
Boring!!!!!!!!!!
They need to do something fun.

Anonymous said...

How about a Miss Chico? Chico Mart usually employs the finest that the city has to offer, go by and cast your vote at the deli!
Fake Bert (Trailer) Parks

Anonymous said...

Is the Wise County Rodeo Queen in the running?

Didn't think so!

Triple Fake... said...

Clarin Gniffke?
You think that sounds like a porn_name?

What kinda weird stuff are you watching?

Anonymous said...

i seen ms trinity river at cut a corner quikie the other day gettn her some cigs and ice.

Anonymous said...

I saw the profile for Miss Runaway Bay and it was blank..... did her Depends hit the floor at picture time?

Anonymous said...

Where are....

Ms. Canyon

Ms. Winnie

Ms. Cut and Shoot

Ms. Happy

Ms. Turkey

Ms. Electra

Ms. Wink

Ms. Kermit

Ms. Kountze

Ms. Canyon

Ms. Dumas

Ms. Ozona

Ms. Fritch

Ms. Shiner

Anonymous said...

All you have to do is the the Wednesday random thoughts chic to run for Miss LLDQ and she will win.
A Hot little beach bunny she is.

Anonymous said...

12:57, Here is a softball for you. Q. Where is Ms. Fat Ass. A. Decatur Walmart.

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't Miss White Rock Lake be a drag queen?

Rage

Anonymous said...

One year, two of the finalists were Miss Golden Triangle and Miss Big Thicket.

Anonymous said...

Rage, Yes you would be.

Anonymous said...

Rage, I nominate you Miss Oaklawn! I wish you well and remember to bring your kneepads for the talent competition!

Anonymous said...

10:55, the p_rn name is "Miss Trinity River," not her real name.

Anonymous said...

I would lick their toes.

Anonymous said...

Eeeeeew, girls are icky.






Rage