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I heard on the radio that the Miss Texas Pageant was going on this week in Arlington and there would be thirty-three contestants. Of course, I guy has to check it out. But what happened to good ol' names like "Miss [insert Texas city]" or "Miss [insert Texas county]" And how does one become, for example, "Miss Trinity River"?
Can we enter a Miss Big Sandy Creek? A Miss Pasture Near Cottondale? A Miss Liberally Lean?
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Miss Lake Bridgeport Bridge (the east side only)
My Other Brother Darryl
Miss Frisco makes my light shine..
There is no way that Miss Trinity River is only 22 years old! She looks late 30's early 40's.
She became Miss Trinity River on a recent noodling trip @ Bobo Crossing. That girl can sure wrangle up a catfish and knock back a few 'Stones! She may not win Miss Texas but she will always be Miss Trinity River to me!
Any town, city or organization can apply to be associated with the Miss Texas Pageant. It just takes filling out forms and possible a fee.
At one time, Wise County was represented in the Miss Texas Pageant. I'm just not sure if it was thru winning the pageant that was held in Bridgeport "Little Miss Pageant" - (toddler age to 18 years of age) or thru the Wise County Renuion Queens Contest.
Tread lightly Bubba, there may be a future presidental candidate in the making.
When did we start tricking up Miss Texas?
30 years ago? For example I remembered there being a Miss Hurst, a Miss Euless, a Miss Bedford, and a Miss H-E-B area.
And creepy old guys would mentor/sponsor the girls and sometimes even hold small local pageants in their own homes for the girls.
Texas Wesleyan in the old days would give the state winner a full scholarship and I had a few classes with a couple of the winners. Nice implants, baby. I'm the creepy old guy now. heh
Miss "No Tolerance" in Rhome would have 6 teeth.
Cant wait to see Miss Newark or Miss Oliver Creek
Those sound like p_rn names.
All the talents suck!!!!!
Vocal/dance
why can't there be a "I can drink a beer in 5 secs" or "I can strip all my clothes off in 2 secs" Or "I can play table tennis really good" or ..............
Boring!!!!!!!!!!
They need to do something fun.
How about a Miss Chico? Chico Mart usually employs the finest that the city has to offer, go by and cast your vote at the deli!
Fake Bert (Trailer) Parks
Is the Wise County Rodeo Queen in the running?
Didn't think so!
Clarin Gniffke?
You think that sounds like a porn_name?
What kinda weird stuff are you watching?
i seen ms trinity river at cut a corner quikie the other day gettn her some cigs and ice.
I saw the profile for Miss Runaway Bay and it was blank..... did her Depends hit the floor at picture time?
Where are....
Ms. Canyon
Ms. Winnie
Ms. Cut and Shoot
Ms. Happy
Ms. Turkey
Ms. Electra
Ms. Wink
Ms. Kermit
Ms. Kountze
Ms. Canyon
Ms. Dumas
Ms. Ozona
Ms. Fritch
Ms. Shiner
All you have to do is the the Wednesday random thoughts chic to run for Miss LLDQ and she will win.
A Hot little beach bunny she is.
12:57, Here is a softball for you. Q. Where is Ms. Fat Ass. A. Decatur Walmart.
Wouldn't Miss White Rock Lake be a drag queen?
Rage
One year, two of the finalists were Miss Golden Triangle and Miss Big Thicket.
Rage, Yes you would be.
Rage, I nominate you Miss Oaklawn! I wish you well and remember to bring your kneepads for the talent competition!
10:55, the p_rn name is "Miss Trinity River," not her real name.
I would lick their toes.
Eeeeeew, girls are icky.
Rage
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