6.30.2011

Random Thursday Morning Thoughts


  • Herm Edwards advice to NFL rookies yesterday: (1) Pick your friends, don't let them pick you, (2) Have only one piece of jewelry, and (3) have only one one wife or one girlfriend. It's kind of a modern day Ten Commandments (minus seven.)
  • Anyone have any news on the wreck in Bridgeport this morning which required a helicopter ambulance? 
  • The Fan (105.3) did a segment yesterday afternoon called, "When Did The Miss Texas Pageant Start Tricking Up Its Contestants Names?"  I support that theft of my extreme intellectual property. (Hey, where was Greggo yesterday?)
  • I really have no opinion on John Wiley Price, but considering the FBI's all out intrusion into his life and home, there better be  a conviction of a significant crime in order to justify the government's actions. 
  • This T-Shirt is being advertised everywhere on sports talk radio. Do you think Dirk is getting a cut since they are using his image?
  • One final Mavs thought: It's no secret that I would have bet money before the season that they wouldn't win the Championship. But after I watched my first game (the dramatic choke job in Game 4 when they blew a 23 point lead against Portland in the first round), it is frightening as to how much I would have wagered if given the opportunity to do so at that moment.  Don't bet on sports.
  • A new Fox News poll now has Rick Perry in second place behind Mitt Romney. Michele Bachmann checks in at third place. I'm telling you, the Republicans better find them a candidate and those three aren't going to cut it. I'd bet on it. 
  • Do we still have "ozone action" days? Why haven't we had a dozen warnings so far?
  • The liberal media? Time's editor-at-large, Mark Halperin, on MSNBC this morning called the President a very offensive name. Everyone is scrambling with an apology.  That is shocking.
  • Mrs. LL asked about a potential purchase yesterday, and I got to respond with a phrase I used to hear all the time: "Do whatever you think is right." (It really wasn't a big deal.)
  • A little kid was abandoned on the side of a highway in West Texas yesterday but the outcry over that will never be as loud as the right to take pictures at an Animal Shelter. 
  • Guys, if you were a Nicole Eggert fan back in the day, do not click on this link. You'll never be the same. Never.
  • FM 51 in Decatur in the area in front of Wendy's  and a 1/4 mile either direction is huge beating. 



66 comments:

Bacon said...

Bacon Scale
I do not think that I have ever ever ever seen a women that looks good in a tube top.
-5 out 5

Anonymous said...

I have the one in the middle Please!!!

aroundthecorner said...

Your prediction for Republican candidates probably holds as much truth as your Mavs predition there my friend!

wordkyle said...

With the damage of Obama's policies evident everywhere, any of the Republicans has a great chance. Of course, the media is still unwilling to lay a glove on him, so there's that to overcome. (Note that although Halperin thought Obama was a d*ck at the press conference, no reporters challenged Obama on any of his over-the-top statements.)

Anonymous said...

The idiot who threw his 4yr old out of the car should have his head cut off and his carcass thrown into the desert for the vultures to feast on! And, yes, I'm also one who advocates for the shelter animals. Pretty sorry of you, Barry, to imply that those who are advocates for animals won't have a problem with monsters like this boy's father. Luckily, the boy won't be put into a small kennell and given only 10 days to find another home or face euthanization. Far-fetched? Look, there are many many laws to protect human victims of crimes and this little boy will reap those benefits. It sickens me to think there are humans who will do this to their own child, any child, to any other human being and yes... I'm definitely a supporter of the death penalty. (I do believe it is a deterrant.)

Anonymous said...

The one in the middle.

Anonymous said...

To be fair, Nicole Eggert is pregnant in that picture......but it is definitely ironic that her sister on Charles In Charge was really a Plain Jane compared to Eggert's character......and now the other girl is about 10 times hotter than Eggert.

Just because someone is hot in their teens doesn't necessarily mean they'll be hot when they become adults!

And just because someone is average or less than average in their teens doesn't mean they won't be hot as adults!

Just remember that, kids, when you make fun of the way certain of your peers look!

On your face said...

Greggo had a family issue to tend to. I always assumed you stole Whitt's stuff....

Anonymous said...

Ozone action not needed because of the wind.

How could any smart informed adult not have an opinion of John Wiley Price? Oh, right--smart informed adult is an assumption.

Anonymous said...

Yep, LIBERAL MEDIA indeed, a true conservative would not have used an expletive to describe the POTUS.

Anonymous said...

Halperin is right, he is a Dick.

Anonymous said...

I agree with 9:03 but I also feel that to be inhumane to a poor defenseless animal is almost as bad as child abuse. Both are horrendous and unforgiveable.

Anonymous said...

@9:03
maybe we should have that 10-day, no home, euthanize law for people like the father who did that to his son in the name of a 'religious experience.' EXCUSE ME, but I go to church regularly and don't recall every being advised to choke anyone and throw them out of a car...
just sayin'

Anonymous said...

He is a D*ck...I'll say it with pride, no need to delay it.

Anonymous said...

Halperin completely missed the point in his negative expletive about Obama yesterday. Obama's not just a d*$k yesterday, he's one everyday.

Anonymous said...

The democrats had better find them a candidate. Did you see that train wreck of a press conference yesterday? God help us all.

Anonymous said...

And what's even worst is he's a Big Black one of those things y'all called him.

DF and still dead Dick Nixon

The Secret Police said...

Shocked huh? Get over it!!!!!
Conservatives are called way worse on a daily basis.
The difference is,,,,,we don't go around boo hoo'n about it.
But I have to admit, Mark should have used a different term, Wiener would have been way less shocking.

Anonymous said...

Let's hope Perry does run for President, so we can get the hick from Haskell out of Texas.

Anonymous said...

I was a dyed in the wool Obama supporter until yesterday. Not knowing the age of your own child is totally uncalled for. I can no longer throw my unwavering support towards him. I can overlook his misspeak on how many states there are, seeing dead fallen heroes in the audience on Memorial Day, not knowing the correct date when signing a guest registry, golfing over 75 times in two and a half years while saying that the one drawback about being President is that he can't spend more time with his daughters, hiring known and self avowed communists and socialists as Czars in his administration and ruining the economy for years to come. But to not know his own daughter, Shamiqua's age is the deal breaker.

Anonymous said...

Your mavs bet= failure.
Your Republican bet= Failure.
Get help. there is a number on the back of all Lotto cards.

Anonymous said...

John Wiley Price is working at Loves.

Anonymous said...

There's no such thing as liberal media or rightwing media. There is only opposition media.

The one exception is Fox News, but they're not even really media. Just propaganda.

Anonymous said...

10:07, I didn't know they shined shoes at the new Loves.

Anonymous said...

I hope that spook gets 100 years in prison along with Blago..

Anonymous said...

Really 10:15 SOOOOOOOOOO FOX NEWS never ever ever ever reports actual news?

You need one more french fry to make that happy meal buddy.

Anonymous said...

which spook?

Anonymous said...

If the MSM thinks Obama is a D*&K, just wait until they get ahold of Rick Perry.

wordkyle said...

1015 - So what do you call the media who repeat the Democrat talking points without challenge? What is commonly referred to as the "Liberal media" is called that because it consistently carries the Democrats' water.

Anonymous said...

You sheltered Baptist guy just don't understand sports betting. The idea is not to make a huge bet on say, the mavericks winning the NBA Championship, but rather many smaller bets over the course of a season to make the games interesting and if things are going your way, make a little money. Betting this way turns out to be entertainment value and much safer than shelling out big bucks to join some nerdy fantasy football league in which your chances of winning are more slim than the Mavericks bet.

Anonymous said...

What's the big deal? His daughter will be 13 next week.
And No, I didn't vote for him. Didn't your parents ever say the next age you were coming up on especially when they were making a point about responsibility and maturity? Mine always did.

I, on the other hand, have to ask what year this is; then subject the year my kids were born to know how old they are. I also frequently get their names mixed up, and I only have 3. It just comes with the territory of being busy and getting older. That's part of life.

el chupacabra said...

That is NOT Nicole Eggert. That is a buffalo wrapped up in some odd looking clothing.
Maybe she lost her way when she realised she could never have me.
Regardless, now that I've muddled my way through this comment I'm going to go wash my eyes out.

with bleach.

Anonymous said...

Ok animal rights people let me be clear what sickens me is not that you are passionate about animals, but that you don't have the same passion for mankind. Ok so the humans are living on the street by choice, really give me a break. Maybe if we posted pictures of our homeless someone would adopt them. Probably not they aren't cute and cuddly so let's just stick with the canines and felines, because we all know humans breed like rabbits oh wait. Good thing the little boy was put out in a rural area. in DFW he would have been left on the side of the road while we saved all the poor lost ANIMALS. 

Anonymous said...

have you seen the Dirk video of him singing? suprised I haven't seen it here.

Anonymous said...

conservative clown scale 1-5

1 being the least clown
5 being the biggest clown

Romney is a 1, Bachmann is a 5

All other GOP candidates are in between, except for one.

Huntsman is not a clown or pawn, he is the one dems should fear most. A clown cannot win the general election (although a clown will have no trouble carrying wise County).
Uncle Wally

wordkyle said...

"A clown cannot win the general election." - After 2008, you have got to be kidding.

Anonymous said...

John Wiley Price is a pig and should of been run out of office years ago. Just another Reggie Jackson and I hope the FBI hangs his black ass.

Anonymous said...

Well, I am very upset about the little boy thrown out of the car into the cactus after his father said he choked him until he thought he was dead!!! This is horrible! Hope the father does ot please not guilty to the 1st Degree Murder charge and we have another Casey Anthony type trial!!
I pray for the well being of the little boy, maybe he will not remember this. Some kids have these things happen and never get help, maybe he will.

Anonymous said...

Over 500 cactus spikes in the poor boy's body! On a 4-year-old, that probably covered his entire body. Place the dad in a room filled with cactus and we'll see how he feels.

Anonymous said...

wk, I think it is obvious the clown didn't win in '08.

We seem to have a difference of opinion on this so I will leave you to yours.

Anonymous said...

Uh yeah a clown won the election in 2008. Who wouldn't win when you got a circus full of idiots that voted for him.

Anonymous said...

Barry, we didn't need the Nicole Eggert reference. Now I will have that darn Charles in Charge tv theme song in my head for the rest of the day.

My Other Brother Darryl

wordkyle said...

The inexperienced, unexamined and unvetted cipher who ran on an empty platitude of "hope and change," who was close friends with marxists and terrorists and crooks (oh my!); with schoolchildren singing paeans to him while supporters proclaimed that they wouldn't have to pay mortgages or car payments because of him -- was then, and has continued to be, most manifestly a clown. After the 2008 farce, no one can ever again be described as unelectable.

Anonymous said...

10:53 It's not the same at all. Animals have no choice. Humans have a choice. They can get an education, get off their asses and get a job. If they have no home, that is their own fault and not my problem. They deserve whatever fate they get...survival of the fittest is my motto.

Anonymous said...

10:03 Welcome to our side. I have been staunchly against the idiot since day one, but some are slower to learn.

Anonymous said...

Wordkyle - you are on a roll today. I am cracking up. Your 12:53 comment is one of your best!

Anonymous said...

Wordkyle...I have never had to make a mortgage or car payment since the day Obama took office. Of course they repossessed my car and foreclosed on my house, but that is beside the point! I HOPED he would CHANGE my life and he did, now I have no job, car or house! I am completely unencumbered with the trappings of life and am making the planet greener and healthier for all! Thank you Obama....now lets see if I can find a meal and a shower for the week.

Anonymous said...

1:00, So let me get this straight, you believe in survival of the fittest for humans but not for animals? Is this correct?

Anonymous said...

1:00 I agree. Couldn't have said it better myself.

Jarhead said...

You think the word "dick" is extrermely offensive?

That's the gayest fucking thing I've ever heard.

Anonymous said...

The inexperienced, unexamined and unvetted cipher who ran on an empty platitude of "hope and change," who was close friends with marxists and terrorists and crooks (oh my!); with schoolchildren singing paeans to him while supporters proclaimed that they wouldn't have to pay mortgages or car payments because of him -- was then, and has continued to be, most manifestly a clown. After the 2008 farce, no one can ever again be described as unelectable.

[Citations Needed]

Rage

Anonymous said...

Man I'm glad I'm among the fittest to bad for the little boy guess 1:00 would have left him in the wilderness. Love your logic NOT MORON

mzchief said...

To wordkyle @ 12:53...

Pure Genius!
BRAVO!





Back to life on the beach for me.
ttfn~

Anonymous said...

The eggert pic is some hot blonde. Not nicole.

wordkyle said...

Citations? Go back and read the comments on this blog for the last three years, n00b.

Anonymous said...

Citations? They handing out tickets on this blog now?

Anonymous said...

Atta boy, Kevin (Jarhead) stay classy. You of all people who talk about how trashy Wise Countians are and you post something like that on here.

Typical Granbury trash!

Anonymous said...

Seems that the " a clown cannot win the general election" is the only thing that wk had issue with in my post. He's coming around.
Uncle Wally

Jarhead said...

Don't hate, there anon. You're just mad because I'm the only one who can get away with posting something like that on this blog.

It's a matter of clout, baby, not class.

Fuckety bye.

K

Anonymous said...

10:53, You must live alone because you are toooo stupid for anyone to have to put up with! There are millions of people in this world. We all have our own calling....our own "charity", if you will. I'll be betting YOU have no calling, no charity and you don't have any "cause" other than your own selfish self!! Are you involved with CASA? Are you involved with feeding the homeless? ( I know you are not involved in helping animals at all.) WARM?? (oh, you probably don't even know what that stands for!)
YOU make me sick!

Anonymous said...

How come it's perfectly legal for a women like this to walk by and basically beg you to look at the outline of her babymaker, but if you take a picture of it, even if you're doing so from your own front lawn, you're arrested and your life is ruined?

Anonymous said...

Don't know why God would need to channel through some guy to hurt a 4 year old. God clearly has shown no need for help in causing kids to suffer horribly.

Anonymous said...

The two outside ones need a german bra;called a stopinflopin.

Anonymous said...

That's probably the stupidest looking three women I've ever seen in one place.

And what's up with the olive press looking top on #3?

The Donald said...

RTMT Pic = That which has been seen cannot be unseen.

Anonymous said...

Mad because you can get away with being typical Granbury white trash? Not hardly, Schillo.