6.27.2011

This Chick Needs Some Parental Guidance



Bristol Palin, 20, has "written" her first book, and she is out today pimping the thing like nobody's business.  I heard a little bit of her on Sean Hannity's radio show, and her description of the conception of her child sounded a heck of a lot like some of the criminal cases I seen in the courthouse. She's making a serious accusation but isn't smart enough to know that it's a serious accusation  -- she totally rejects any notion that she was date raped despite her description of the event.   And, once again, she's been put under an uncomfortable spotlight because those close to her hold the cover of People magazine, and the ancillary cash that comes with such fame, in high esteem. 

What's the name of her mother again?


23 comments:

Anonymous said...

There's not a jury that would convict Levi Johnson of rape. She lied to go camping with him. She drank wine coolers. What did she think was going to happen?

Now, before MZChief jumps down my throat, I'm NOT saying she deserved it. Maybe she didn't mean to do the horizontal polka with Levi, but there is so much reasonable doubt that the state should (SHOULD!) never get a conviction off of these facts.

And I really doubt it was just that once.

Anonymous said...

Her mom's name is Sarah " smokin' hot and probably smarter than you" Palin.

President she's not. But,damm, she's every man's dream.

She's killed bigger deer than me.

Anonymous said...

The lady that co-wrote the book is named "French".
You think Bristol and her French kissed?

What if Sarah, Bristol, and Mrs. French all.....

Anonymous said...

She's 20 years old. Born and raised in affluent family. She's a big girl.....you can only train kids, they have to make the decisions.

I'm sure this was thought out. Levi's getting paid back for somehing.

Anonymous said...

Keep dreaming big, 4:47.

As Bobby Bare once sang, "as soon as she opened her mouth I knew she didn't have no class, so I barely gave her a two!"

Anonymous said...

Anyone who thinks she conceived on the first time is dumber than this girl's mother.

Rage

Anonymous said...

I don't blame Levi I would do her or her Super Hot mother drunk or not.

Anonymous said...

I've heard a lot of polkas, but not the "horizontal polka"

Hot Czech

Anonymous said...

I don't care much for that girl. I'm wondering what happened to that lady Kathleen that used to post on here.
She was hawt and smart.
Smawt.

Anonymous said...

Levi is the hot one;)

Rage

Anonymous said...

I would like to see your bleeding heart break if this same story of non-consensual, underage assault had been told by one of Obama's daughters. I know you are just baiting us for the hits on your blog, but try to not be so obvious.

I agree that this is a classless attempt to make a buck, but so is giving it space in your blog to suck us bubbas in.

Anonymous said...

I read somewhere that the camping trip encounter is not when she believes she got pregnant. She had a later encounter with Levi that got her knocked up.

RPM said...

Levi simply made sure Bristol was free of any restrictive clothing in case she had breathing problems from her accidental alcohol ingestion. I his haste to turn away from the unholy sight of a drunk, nubile female he tripped over a firelog from the stack he had built to keep her warm thru the night and his penis accidentally landed in her vagina.

Technically this could qualify as an immaculate reception.

Anonymous said...

She's smarter than most of us around here. I don't think I would mess with her..........

Tater Salad said...

Bristol is a sloot, and will prolly do anything to keep her name in the spotlight.

Anonymous said...

Only liberals can excuse a felony just because they don't like the victim's mother. Bristol has been tried and convicted by you without the benefit of a jury. I thought that was what lawyers lived for. You are so biased it is not funny anymore.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand why so many people hate on the Palins, is it because Sarah would have been a better President than the one we have. Because for one she is honest and has intergrity and loves her country, what is wrong with people are yall asleep or just stuper?

Anonymous said...

Spare me 7:25.Underage assault? He is one year older. And didn't she look just terrified when they were together, flying around the county with mommy during the election.

My only question is why is her 15 minutes lasting so long?

Anonymous said...

RPM: Thanks for such a juvenile comment. You should be so proud! NOT!

Anonymous said...

I wonder why she assumes something was stolen? Did anyone consider he was just as wasted as she was and had no clue what happened either?

By the way she was engaged to that boy - twice.

A couple of geniuses!

guinjames said...

I love the fact that Bristol is the poster child for abstinence (kinda shutting the gate after the cows got out). And that the abstinence foundation she works for basically paid all the donations to her for her stellar leadership.

Anonymous said...

I wish nothing but ill fate and pregnant teenage daughters to all of you Palin haters.

You deserve everything bad that happens to every single one of you.

There is no reason for anyone to bash this family. They have done NOTHING to affect any of you.

Anonymous said...

Poster child for Abstinence my Arsh, Anyone remember when Bristol and Levi "Got back together" and were "Engaged" for about a week? Out of her own mouth she was bragging about how he proposed... "In a hotel room, down on one knee and he had rose petals all over the bed."

What happened next...