7.02.2011

The New Miss Texas

Story.

Trivia: Last year she finished third as Miss White Settlement with the talent of playing "Battle Hymn of the Republic" on the piano. Kind of hard to win with that combination.

10 comments:

Jarhead said...

She definitely didn't go to Baylor.

Where does she go to school? Research that and get back to us...

Anonymous said...

Only thing harder: playing the drum solo from In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida wearing a chiffon gown.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

bleh talk about fake teeth.. reminds me of those commericals where they add fake teeth to dogs.

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Anonymous said...

She was my pick. She needed no talent to get my vote.

Anonymous said...

Yep 9:28. Those teeth are gross....

Anonymous said...

Toss that back in the pond!

Anonymous said...

Eeeew, yeah she's nasty. All hot and tan and slender but sticks out in the right places....... yeah nasty. Id bury my tongue as deep as it would go. Then id slap her for being a frog.

Anonymous said...

Those are the biggest teeth I ever came across.

Anonymous said...

Kind of crazy that some young women will scout around for local pageants to win for several years...all in a desperate attempt to become a Miss fill-in-the-State. It's just as easy to get scholarship money by studying hard.

Anonymous said...

She looks about half retarded.