6.30.2011

President Gets The Age Of His Child Wrong?



Malia is actually 12 and turns 13 on July 4th.

The President was obviously "ambushed" here with a "gotcha" question. But, you see, he was technically correct.  Malia has been on this earth almost 13 complete years. In fact, she's 98% closer to the 13th anniversary of her birth than the 12th. To say she is "12" might be the common answer to those unfamiliar with the intricacies of days and years, but he was trying to give a complete answer. I'm going to edit Malia's Wikipedia page to make this clear.

(If he had only referred to her as the Almost Eighth Grader In The White House then he could have avoided this altogether.)

Edit: I'm starting to sound like those defending Palin for her Paul Revere remarks? Really? Despite the fact that I  used the words "ambushed" and "gotcha" and made a reference to changing a Wikipedia page (as some Palin fans did to Revere's page), I certainly could not have been intending a Palin parody post. **shaking head**

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is Fox News making a big deal out of this? Cause there's more important things going on in the world.

And, as the parent of three daughters, I get it. The 12-year-old may not technically be 13, but I bet she's acting every bit of 13 or 14.

Anonymous said...

I also just saw where US monthly combat deaths in Iraq are at a 3 year high. I sure am glad he pulled all of our troops out of there like he promised he would. Skippy, you sound like Wordkyle defending Palin's technicality when she was explaining Paul Revere. Nice try.

Anonymous said...

Oh please! I wasted my time reading that.

The Secret Police said...

Allow me to clear this up for you.
The Wiener WAS wrong, she is 12. Not 13.
Do you practice law as loosely as you argue for your Man Crush?

The Secret Police said...

I would like to "amBUSH" you with a "gotcha" question if I may.
How old are your girls?

Anonymous said...

From a life/health insurance perspective, your birthday falls in the middle of the year of your age.

For instance, if you were born tomorrow, 7/1, and are turning 40, the insurance company considered you to be 40 six months sooner, back on 1/1 of this year. You will be 41 in their eyes on 1/1 of the next year.

Life is tough enough without getting a year older 6 months faster than you thought.

Anonymous said...

Pardon me Barry, but bull crap! You would've dug on Geo. Bush for six months if he had made a gaffe like that, and everyone except Fox News would have too!

Like the previous poster said: Nice try.

Gern Blansten

Anonymous said...

Mother-in-law calls her daughters by the wrong names on a frequent basis!

Film at 10!

Fox 4, news.

Anonymous said...

10:44...How can you be turning 40 if you are not going to be born until tomorrow?

Anonymous said...

I blame the fat and calories in Loves beef jerky.

el chupacabra said...

For the greatest orator in the history of ever or whatever, he is the worlds worst extemporaneous political speaker.

Anonymous said...

He has a "steel trap mind" Nothing gets out....or in!!

Anonymous said...

And how old are the Corpse Men that Obama has spoken of. Or was he referring to the contents of all the body bags coming back from his wars. I guess the answer is blowin in the wind. He is one dumb illiterate president.

Anonymous said...

Only the best for America.

Anonymous said...

Skippy, If you really want to get technical, Shamikwa Obammy is actually 13 years, 8 months and 3 weeks old. If you count the time that she was a clump of embryonic cells in her mother's womb and not an actual person.

Anonymous said...

Is she breeding age yet? Most young niggers her age have one little nigglet by now and getting a goverment check.

Anonymous said...

At least he acknowledges he has "CHUURINS", unlike most neegra's...Just sayin.

Anonymous said...

i did not have sexual relations with that woman,barron green.

df b obamma

Anonymous said...

Not sure if FOX is making a big deal out of this but didn't someone recently make a big AZZ of themselves going thru Palin's emails?

Anonymous said...

Maybe, O'Dicko needs a breathalyzer? Yeah, that's it. That's why he's such an idiot.

Anonymous said...

How do you finish your homework a day early? Do his brilliant chilrun know what the assignment is going to be before they even get it? I always finished mine on the day that I got it. You people that drink his koolaid are being taken for idiots.

Anonymous said...

Some days when I get out of bed, I am darn lucky to recall my name. Forget about birthdates of the spouse & kids. Never have carried those around in my head. Let the stoning begin.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

12:03 that is funny and SO TRUE!!!!!

Anonymous said...

12:03 your going to catch grief for being honest like that.

Anonymous said...

Is D-O-O-F-U-S a Muslim name?

Anonymous said...

If what you people say is what you believe. I am sure there is a special place in Hell for many of you!

Just sayin’ not judging.
Just shameful.

Anonymous said...

I think he saw that pic of Nicole Eggert and it blew his mind and freaked him out.
I blame Nicole Eggert.

Anonymous said...

I never really figured hell needed special place, I mean I never really thought there was a hell light!

Anonymous said...

Give the man a break, he had 2 things on his mind.....truck stophookers and Loves beef jerky!

Anonymous said...

Let me get this straight.

The GOP asked "Dick O" to join them at the capital to talk about the debt and he refuses?

Anonymous said...

Kids like it when mom and dad "round up" when a birthday is close....case closed.

Anonymous said...

I must ask of all of you. How do you really feel about this empty suit named Obammy?

Anonymous said...

were there any stupid niggers involved?

Anonymous said...

I do the same thing. I round up when people ask me the age of my kids when their birthday is within a month or two.

Anonymous said...

Wordkykle,
You must be proud that folks like 12:03, 12:09, and 5:44 are your big fans,.