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5.13.2009

Random Wednesday Morning Thoughts

  • Elba Garcia, Mayor Pro Tem of Dallas, is hot (not 'smoking hot' but 'hot') and sounds like Salma Hayek. (Saw her on Fox 4 last night.)
  • While driving home, I was passed by a new white Corvette with the customized license plate of "GOD IOU". Think that powered me down?
  • I can't tell you how crazy that made me.
  • I had the weirdest dream that I had bought a commercial trailer that came unhooked from my vehicle on a bridge -- blocking traffic for miles. I spent the entire night trying to find the title for the tow truck guy. And then I woke up exhausted.
  • And I think that's all because I watched 10 minutes of a civil trial yesterday that revolved around the connection between the front and back of a dump trunk.
  • Nothing wrong with the take-a-pic-of-yourself-in-the-mirror trick.
  • I bet the Mavs get destroyed tonight in Denver. And I think I might watch a little of it for the first time.
  • I should make this a whole post, but a guy was convicted yesterday in Tarrant County on a charge of "Terroristic Threat" for, after being led away in a courtroom for contempt, looking at the judge and saying, "Let's do it [Judge] Nekhom. It's you and me now." Please. (And the guy has already spent 90 days in jail over the charge.)
  • I said about three weeks ago that Miss California shouldn't shy away from the "controversy" but instead embrace it because of the publicity she'd get. Sheesh, did she ever do that. But she was a little over the top yesterday.
  • And it was so odd to see her on Sean Hannity last night as they shrugged off her topless pics as if it is no big deal for the normal holier-than-thou Fox Empire.
  • Some private citizens act like politicians in public. I distance from those folks. I mean really distance.
  • I'm now refrigerating my gummy bears.
  • From an Ann Curry tweet this morning: "As Oprah once told me about changing the world, 'We can only do what we can do, and that is what we should do.'" I'm. Losing. Consciousness.

44 comments:

Anonymous said...

You think your dream is weird well just listen to this,I dreamed I was in a wall paper hangin contest and when I woke up I had a hand full of glue!

Anonymous said...

Judge Nekhom is certifiable. The only rational thing going on in that court is that she is equally crappy to everyone.

Anonymous said...

i dreamed i ate a 15lb. marshmellow
and when i woke up my pillow was gone!

Anonymous said...

Miss California is HAWT!!! She is also a heck of a lot smarter than most of you liberal weanies. Just sayin

President Clark said...

You should try frozer Reese's Peanut Butter cups...yum yum

Anonymous said...

Barry, you of all people should be for Miss California's pics.

Anonymous said...

considering your recent Mavs predictions (won't make playoffs, lose in R1), I like our chances

Anonymous said...

Look at the inside of Her Thigh...UGGH...quit eating...

Anonymous said...

Forget Ms. California -- President Clark's a cutie!

Propagandist said...

I don't mind Miss California flashing her ta-tas but it's absolute horse hockey that she acts like she's a paragon of morality who's being victimized for following the teachings of the Bible when she hates on gays. She's a bimbo who answered the question she thought she was asked and didn't even answer the question she was asked.


Give, self promoter, marketing wizard Donald Trump mondo kudos for capitalizing on the media buzz and riding Miss California like she's a $2.00 whore.

Anonymous said...

...........GONE

Anonymous said...

god made adam and eve not adam and steve go miss califorina it is good to see some one from the liberal west caost take a stand for traditional family values. as for the $2.00 whore comment that was misplaced from what i heard that was your ol lady with the i need a job guy riding her.

Jarhead said...

Oprah + Ann Curry = bullet in my brain.

Anonymous said...

AHA! More Liberal Silliness I cannot let get by! Why do you constantly bait me, you Liberal? Sean! Rush! Why does Barry bait me so! Those who understand...well, you know. Me, me, me, me!!! Won't somebody please read my blog!!!

Wheels-Off WordKyle

Anonymous said...

Mis Cal is a sore loser. She just can't bear being 2nd and must come up with an excuse.

The question shouldn't have been asked/answered.

She isn't a dumb blonde....she see's this gig as fulltime employment and the Repubs will see she stays in the chips as in Flowers, Jones of yesteryear.

Meanwhile, we have healthcare, social security, medicare, two wars, 10% unemployment, rising foreclosures, ......

Anonymous said...

BG..so glad to know you were watching Hannity, is this something you do often, or only when the topic involves some kind of fetish/perversion/pics of hott chicks..? could you please post those newest pics of her..at least a link to unsensored 1's. Man I listened to O doing that commencement speech, and I got to tell you I've been around some drunks in my time and stoners and I could'nt tell which she was.

wordkyle said...

930 - Pretty funny. I long ago accepted the wisdom that I saw on a T-shirt: "More people have read this T-shirt than read your blog."

Anonymous said...

Palin/Prejean 2012....yea yea yeaaaa..!!!!!

Anonymous said...

9:30; she isn't a loser. She WON. Deserves the title...smart and beautiful.

Anonymous said...

I had a waaaay weirder dream than that one last night. I wandered into a Catholic church vestibule. On one wall was a large mural of Vaclav Havel, the Czech playwright and politician. I knew this because his name was plastered all over it, but his likeness was not of the present-day Havel. It was of a very tall person somewhat resembling Dirk Nowitzki. I suddenly realized I was nekkid, and had nothing more than a book to cover myself. (I wish I could say it required a large coffee-table book, but that was not the case.) Nobody seemed to make a big deal out of my lack of clothing. Then, Havel came in with a large entourage, partly a security team. Pointing to the mural, I asked them if that was him, and they just nodded slightly. He made a grand entrance into the church. I found it difficult to make an exit because I was afraid everyone would stare at my butt if I turned around to leave, and I had no intention of exposing my twig and berries.
BTW, I attended a Catholic school for eight years, but have only been inside the church maybe twice in the last 30 years. I've been in another denomination since then. I suppose that's a case of Catholic guilt creeping up on you!

I'm gonna go flagellate myself (literally) now.
I may do it while contemplating those pics of Miss California. That should set my subconscious back on its heels

Triple Fake Albino Monk

M-M said...

Propagandist: How is having the opinion that marriage should stay as it is, only between a man and a woman, hating on gays? Your interpretation of her opinion is way extreme.

Anonymous said...

Can you imagine a bunch of gays on those billboards that ask if you GOT MILK....ewwwwww

Anonymous said...

i dont know why i dont give up on the messenger, but the end is soon. and to think they have some telemarketer that keeps calling to get us to renew our paper is even a bigger joke.

joke 1 - talley retires and there is nothing in the paper. the index did a poor job but i expected better from the wcm with more educated writers. but i guess the ownership and management is not more educated

joke 2 - they have taken down all their comments for stories. are you kidding me? barry, looks like you will continue to stay one step ahead of them now. i know roy eaton would not be that dumb.

what a waste of paper

Anonymous said...

Jarhead + WordKyle = bullet in everyone's brain.

Anonymous said...

11:39
you can use that bullet on yourself. I don't have a problem with Jarhead or WordKyle

Anonymous said...

gummy bears?!
really??

Anonymous said...

I have always wondered, so I looked it up in WIKI:

Sic is a Latin word meaning "thus", "so", "as such", or "in such a manner". In writing, it is placed within square brackets and usually italicized – [sic] – to indicate that an incorrect or unusual spelling, phrase, punctuation, and/or other preceding quoted material has been reproduced verbatim from the quoted original and is not a transcription error.[1]

It had a long vowel in Latin (sīc), meaning that it was pronounced like the English word "seek" (IPA /'sik/); however, it is normally anglicised to /'sɪk/ (like the English word "sick").

Anonymous said...

Anyone who quotes fiction AKA the Bible for a reason to be hateful against someone is not smart.
"I believe being gay is wrong because the bible tells me so".
Well I believe that you just use it as a crutch to be hateful against something you don't and won't try to understand.

Anonymous said...

1139 go have a few tokes and calm down dude..why do you want to kill wurdturd, he ain't never hurt nobody.

Anonymous said...

Long live JH and WK!!!

Anonymous said...

messenger headline...

Major Problem
New ownership, current editor are tearing down what Eaton's spent years building

Anonymous said...

Re: guy convicted of terroristic threat
"...his attorney, M. Shawn Matlock."
Wonder how much grief he gets over that?

Jarhead said...

""I believe being gay is wrong because the bible tells me so".
Well I believe that you just use it as a crutch to be hateful against something you don't and won't try to understand."

I believe being gay is wrong because it's just gross when one dude sticks his pee-pee in another dude's bum. Think about that for a second. Two hairy sweaty guys going at it. The first thing that comes to mind? "Man. That's just wrong."

Oh, and as for the ladies? News Flash: hot chicks only get it on with other hot chicks in pornos (movies are not reality ~ especially porn). "Real life" lesbians always have a "dude" and a "chick."

When you see the "dude," with her trucker wallet, baggy drawers, no boobs and backwards UT cap (why do lesbians always like UT?) you'll think "that's just wrong."

Don't really want to try to "understand" the psychology behind that. Scenarios for your consideration: I hate men. So I'll a) strap one on and be the man, or b) take it from a chick with a strap-on who acts, looks, talks, smells and farts like a dude. WTF, Chuck?

You just need attention, that's all. You have "daddy issues."

I guess the Bible says some stuff about it too.

FWIW, be gay. I don't care one way or the other. Be life partners or man-lovers or muff-bumpers or whatever. Just don't try to redefine marriage as anything other than being between a man and a woman and we'll be cool. Just be in love and don't try to make it all political.

The end.

Anonymous said...

well mr. jughead maybe you do deserve a bullet in that thick f'n head of yours DF Big Fat Rosie O

Anonymous said...

Holier Than Thou Fox News?
I don't know what fox news you've been watching...
www.foxnewsporn.com
<< and ALL of that is from the fox news channel.

Anonymous said...

I read this blog cause you guys are a trip. I like WK's presence here. I like Jar's blog cause he's irreverent.

S.A.-- Worst blog of the bunch. That chick seems just plain dumb.

Anybody notice how pleasant it has been here for a few days WITHOUT MZ's presence?

Anonymous said...

Righteous Jarhead. Honest as the day is long. Or the gay is bonged.

Anonymous said...

Again, the residents of Rhome have identified yet another meth house. I dont get it. Do we have to take the law in our own hands. The irony to this story is that the cops love to dress up and play war at the old Rhome school. Why dont you guys utilize your prized war skills and place some surveillance and possibly raids on these meth houses. I promise you can get them for speeding, not using their turning signal or something you learned in Police Academy 101. Do I need to stand outside the Rhome School and play the game "Your Getting Warmer and Hotter?" While you guys are pretending to storm the beaches of Omaha, the crack heads are cooking meth and laughing at you ass clowns outside their living room window.

Anonymous said...

People who criticize, yet frequent, other people's blogs = weak.

Anonymous said...

8:22 - It would be a better blog without people like you.

MZ must really get under your skin for you to think about her when she's not making comments.

Anonymous said...

One of the great things about Twitter is that you can stop following someone at any time.. but you can't stop follow Ann, can you? ;p

mzchief said...

To anonymous 8:22....
It is soooo nice to see you think about me even when I do NOT post a comment.
.
Thank you for letting me know I am ALWAYS on your mind.
.
*LOL@U*

Anonymous said...

You're a Tard no matter what.

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