11.06.2008

Local Boys?

Thanks emailer. Edit: I'm calling a moratorium on comments because you boys are brutal!!!!

58 comments:

Buckwheat said...

and 1 female

Anonymous said...

Is this the newly formed Precinct One swat team?

Anonymous said...

And one chic

Anonymous said...

Already assembled an elite team for your reign of terror as U.S. Attorney for the Northern District Of Texas?
I'm just sayin'

The Joker said...

I am sure I could outrun most of these guys. Maybe I should move my criminal enterprise to Wise County.

Anonymous said...

What'cha gonna do when they come fo you!

Anonymous said...

The new A-team

Anonymous said...

Is this the November Lap-Band support group meeting at Wise Regional?

Anonymous said...

F-troop

Anonymous said...

Wise County's version of Dog the Bounty Hunter....Is the old Starlite Motor Hotel the headquarters? All of us Decatur guys used to bang the wild girls up there. With only one chick in the picture maybe that is why she is grinning. By the way, which one is the girl?
The pictures we used to take up there would be hard for me to email cuz they were polaroids...

Anonymous said...

Which one do ya'll think goes by the code name "Joker" and which one goes by "Bandit One"?? Picture could be at Telstar Motel. Handy cuz they had a "rubber" dispenser in the bathroom at Griffeth's Conoco. (That is AC's beer barn for all you new residents)

Anonymous said...

Is this Obama's new Civil Police Force? Damn, that was fast.

Buckwheat said...

I guess being in shape is not a WCSO requirement.

Anonymous said...

Note to all law enforcement personnel:

If you are a fat cop you should be ashamed of calling yourself a public servant. Your failure to maintain a fit body is the moral equivalent of an airline pilot with a drinking problem or a neurosugeon with bad eyesight. I find fat cops disgusting.

Anonymous said...

In all fairness, bullet-proof vests are not kind to the figure ... maybe it's not fat, it's teflon?

Anonymous said...

Ya its the teflon they must have injected it into there skin.

Anonymous said...

Will the new constable in Precinct One be allowed to carry a rifle?

Oh my, if so!

Anonymous said...

Guns are pretty and I like'em.

Anonymous said...

10:02
NO DOUBT! Glad I don't live in Prect 1. He's a joke for sure. Prect 1 will miss Dennis Hudson, but, then again, that's how they voted. How sad.

Anonymous said...

Kevlar, not teflon (but I'm nitpicking).

Anonymous said...

Calling a moratorium on comments because they are brutal seems a little disingenuous when you do not disallow worse comments about the POTUS. I guess you will start limiting comments on the pres since "The One" will be taking care of us now.

Anonymous said...

Google Tom Bishop

Anonymous said...

I didn't know his first name was Google.

GOOBER said...

Calling a moratorium on comments is the equivalent of giving the children a bottle and putting them down for a nap. Good work, BSG.

House of R and R said...

11:26 you sure are wanting to bed down everybody. I'm beginning to think your some kind of freak.

Yesterday....today....

Anonymous said...

9:35 - I agree that police officers should be fit as well as coaches. We have several coaches in our school that are very overweight. How can they teach our children to stay fit and healthy if they cannot do the same for themselves? Disgusting is kind of harsh - I prefer the word unhealthy!!!

Anonymous said...

10:45 - straight ticket voting beat Dennis Hudson - he is a great guy.

Why in the world people do that when they don't even KNOW the locals beats the heck out of me.

They'll get to know though - just a matter of time.

Anonymous said...

Here's somethin I was just thinkin about earlier.

This blog used to be a fun place to hang out doin fun stuff like makin fun of less fortunate people, cussin,makin fun of certain know it alls,lookin at pretty much naked girls or somethin but lately things have changed and the thrill is gone.

Barry don't you think it's time to closer done for good,I mean it's over don't you think?

Anonymous said...

Overweight or not, this crew is commmitted to putting their life on the line for any citizen. Even though the chance is very slim, if someone has to save your rear in a hostage situation or similar scenario, I doubt you will care what their BMI is.

RPM said...

That's because all the sheeple put party before person.

Anonymous said...

Since we can't respond to the Twitter comments -- a yellow tie is definitely gay. There's no definding that one.

House of R and R said...

It also would be very hard to take someone serious in a yellow tie.

Anonymous said...

What if the Beatles had been German or somethin?

Anonymous said...

Old, over weight, armored up with assault rifles, yeah, no chance they'll bust into the wrong house some night and shoot up some innocent citizen, while executing a no-knock warrant on some trailer looking for a bag of weed. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy to see my cops decked out like the Marines in Fahluja. Way to protect that constitution guys.

Anonymous said...

I like Beef/Chicken Fahlugas.

Anonymous said...

Which one is Phat Joe, the guy that left Atlantic Records?

Double Fake National Enquirer

Anonymous said...

9:35: I find most cops disgusting...11:51: Most coaches they hire isn't to teach your kid about fitness, he/she's there to WIN GAMES. Funny how they don't care what they look like on the sidelines of the state championship high school football game. We could go on and on, that's like the equivalent of dr.s and nurses who smoke, teachers who have sex with their underage students, etc., etc., etc.

Anonymous said...

Sheeple,
Sheeple who need sheeple
Are the luckiest sheeple in the world.

Double Fake RPM Streisand

Anonymous said...

If there is a bet going on how long it will be before Tom Bishop shoots someone, or gets shot himself,after being sworn in as constable,I would like to have 22 hours 17 minutes and 12 seconds please. My chances are probably not too good with that, but I figured anything sooner than that is already taken!

bigfan said...

I know from a "very good source", that these guys work there tails off training and preparing for the worst. think what you want, but when a convicted felon moves next door to you, and you see him haul ak-47's in his house, and vehicles coming and going at all hours of the day, what are you going to do then? I believe the person on the business end of this warrant had been "charged" with shooting at cops, and various other sorted things. Think what you will, but I'm glad the Sheriff's Office has a SWAT Team.

Anonymous said...

I'd be willing to bet if a "fat" officer of the law showed up when you needed help, you wouldn't tell him/her to get lost because he/she is too FAT! You people crack me up. Take a look at yourselves in the mirror. I'd bet you're not even close to perfect and have plenty of vices that you could very probably do without!
I am VERY appreciate of our law enforcement and the help they provide. (However, it scares the complete beejeebers out of me to think that Tom Bishop WILL BE CARRYING A GUN! - - do you people who voted him in not know anything about that man?--
Won't be long before he's front page news and the news will not be good!)

Anonymous said...

I'm not perfect but parts of me are.

mzchief said...

Are those people REALLY the S.W.A.T. unit for the Wise County Sheriff's office or are they just regular deputies?

Anonymous said...

epic laughter....

mzchief said...

Okay! I just have to know, WHO is Tom Bishop?
IF he is such a treat to human life and property HOW did he get elected?

I'm just sayin'.

Anonymous said...

barney fife is that you? do you have a bullet in your gun!

with the response time in this county my call would sound like this "perp down bleeding profusely needs multiple corks!".

actually police should be your second line of defense in your rural home unless your a weenie

2nd amendment

Anonymous said...

I hope no one is able to recognize the trailer house in the background. Could mean you've been to Newark lately.

Anonymous said...

This group of guys and a gal are great people who I would trust my life with any day, they trust theirs.they do work very hard training weekly the only one i'm not so sure about is the 2nd one from the left on the back row with the helmet on I think the helmet is so he doesnt hurt him self

Anonymous said...

This could have been avoided by voting for Dennis Hudson. Now your screwed!

Anonymous said...

Remember: gut shot them first to break them down and then two to the head.

Anonymous said...

UMMMM Actually That is Barney lol!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Wise County Precinct 1 will be in trouble. I will hate to see the head lines after Tom get in office. Who ever has 22 hours and something I was going to say sooner than that but I guess I will have to take 24 hours.

Anonymous said...

GEEEEE 11:17pm....you are soooo funny!!!!!

Anonymous said...

He got elected by robots pulling one lever!!!!!!!!! and going home.

ROV said...

By the smiles on their faces....Looks like yet ANOTHER successful no knock warrant!!!!! Congrats y'all!!! BTW...all the comments about the 1 girl.....you WOULD BE CALLING HER MA'AM FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IF SHE EVER GOT IN YOUR SH*T!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Mzchief 5:24 - call Dennis Hudson. He will fill you in on Tom Bishop.

Anonymous said...

Yeah your right officers should stay in shape. But the fact they have not, does not mean they are not prepared to put their life on the line to save your skinny little A.. which will be happy they showed up, when your a victim. They give up precious hours with their family, so you feel safe with yours. To any of you that make rude comments about law enforcement, I find you to be cowards, who would never have the guts to face danger head on. So sit in your easy chair and whine and bitch all you want. Because there is a police officer or a deputy ensuring your constitutional right to do so...

ps. your probably the same idiots which criticize the Bridgeport Football team for having a perfect season.

Anonymous said...

bigfan, your source is not a good source, in fact i'd call your sorce a liar. there training is pitiful as is there fitness. one guy on the team is in shape. in a time of need there are only two i would trust. one question for you, do you which member can barely do one push up.