11.05.2008

This Girl . . .

. . . implores all Wise County residents, from the turning leaves of Greenwood to the meth labs of Newark, to come together in a spirit of unison after this trying election period.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

What do you do all day Mr. Green, check out porn sites?

Anonymous said...

She's got my vote regardless of party affiliation!

Anonymous said...

hey, there are more meth labs in the bridgeport and chico area than
in newark, but i would sell my soul to that devil

Anonymous said...

You know - I have a bra like that. Somehow it looks different on me...

Anonymous said...

How embarrassing would it be to get the votes from highly populized areas?

Why wouldn't you want the votes from hard working rural America and not from the lazies in apartments and gutters in the big cities.

If your party's platform supports pro-choice abortion, pro-choice homosexuality, and continues to enable the lazies, why wouldn't you want to gouge your eyes out and writhe in pain until the blood runs down your face and pools into the back of your throat....gurgling....gasping.... choking.... just like the morals and principles of this great country.
DHS
SR '08

Anonymous said...

Maybe one day we can elect as president a white man whose lineage is from Egypt or South Africa or anywhere in Africa, and we can have a white African-America president. When ONLY black people are born on the continent of Africa, then African American is a legit term. Myself, I am African-challenged.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha, this is the funniest post in a long time: "from the turning leaves of Greenwood to the meth labs of Newark..."

Anonymous said...

She won't be smiling much longer because that girl is definitely richer than the other 99.9% of the population. What a shame to have to re-distribute that so the rest will be equal.

Anonymous said...

We may all need some Newark meth after January 2009.

Anonymous said...

DHS
SR '08 & '09

It is possible you might just need to tighten up you Cilicio a tad. Or a little more.

Anonymous said...

She's the hottest ding-dang chick ever posted on this here site
Newark Meth Lab,
Operator/Owner/User

Anonymous said...

what the heck is a cilicio?

Buckwheat said...

10:33 - DHS
SR '08 & '09


Is it going to take you 2 years to graduate, or do you plan on flunking out in 08 and trying again in 09?
Just wondering.

Anonymous said...

Is there any truth that the White House LImo was found up on blocks with the wheels missing?

Anonymous said...

8:42

Yes, its being refitted for 20" rims with spinners.

Double Fake M&M Tires