He should say...Come on in and have a seat. We'll take all your money, throw your prayer requests in the trash and laugh our asses off when you leave....SUCKERRRRR.
I'm still laughing at the "Don't Cha" song insert!
I go to FBC, Decatur--and I'm flabbergasted! Kinda funny, but it sorta takes your breath away when they refer to the preacher's hot wife, and how you can get a wife like that, too, if you come to their church!! I don't know whether to laugh or be shocked!!
did he have gum in his mouth???? YUK.
so if i go to that church i can get a hot wife.......im there
What about a HOT hubby-Do you think they have those too??
Damn, now I got to go confess my sins for perverted thoughts.
I don't know where to start. This is so offensive on so many levels. If it weren't for the Pussycat Dolls music, I would think this was shot in 1985. And where did they find Carl?
New time...new ways! He just said what all of you were thinking. She is hot! Didn't your mother tell you that you find nice girls in church. Maybe he should of said, "Young men of the world you should repent of sins and come to church to fine a nice young lady." NOT....meet them where they are...
This is where I go to church, please come join us. We provide you with a hot wife/husband when you bring in your 100th new member, an upgraded hot wife/husband with your 500th new member, and you get multiple hot wives/husbands after your 1000th new member.
Devil, it sounds like you're a Mormon with all those wives!
I'm all for people making church less boring. Being Catholic basically drove me from Christianity. However, this is disgusting. "Come to church and find a hot wife?" Is this an escort service or a place of worship?
I'll bet a few of the inner circle members of that church enjoy group sex while snorting coke off the arses of the hotties, with the tab being paid by the sheeple contributors who are stupid enough to go there. Gawd will smite them.
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