11.07.2007

"Get In My Belly!"




Kansas has amazingly gone undefeated thus far in college football, but my fascination with the team is the size of their head coach, Mark Mangino.

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now that is pretty disgusting. The idea that somebody fat can coach? No way!

And the poor scientific community is now in shock. Carrying a few extra pounds isn't as bad as they once thought.

Can our society really take this?

Can Barry take this?

mzchief said...

If he was a FOOT taller he would be square.
Geeezzzzzeeee!

Anonymous said...

I love me some pork chops, jelly donuts, mashed taters, baked taters, sweet taters, gravy, fried chicken...you get the picture

mzchief said...

To 8:21...
The scientific community is NOT in shock.

Doctors have known for YEARS that it is healthy to carry a FEW extra pounds rather than be TOO thin. My doctor has been after me for YEARS to gain a few pounds because I am 5'6" and weigh between 110 and 115 pounds with an actual BMI of approximately 15.6 and a resting heart rate of 45.

The coach is OBESE and obesity STILL kills.

Anonymous said...

Baby Arms...

Anonymous said...

Fat or not - he's got some boys playing some good ball....

Anonymous said...

Mark Mangino and Kansas football = excuse for Mzchief to tell us that she's too thin, has a low resting heart rate and that her BMI is 15.6.

"Of course I want to hear your opinions...so, what do you think about me?"

Anonymous said...

Obesity - the last socially acceptable form of discrimination and public humilitaion.

Anonymous said...

The scientific community is so quick to criticize fat folks but most seldom go any further to find out why they are that way.

Food is still the drug of choice. Check out the next church fellowship dinner.

Sheesh.

Wheres Greggo said...

How does he tie his shoes? Painful...

House of R & R said...

Looks like a walking cheesebuger.

Sigmund Freud said...

Wow. Asswhip has a self esteem problem! Don't you just love people who are so insecure that they're always giving anyone who will listen their resume, telling about how fit they are or trumpeting all of their accomplishments and how great their life is? Why in the world would would you give out that information on a blog? So we can all say "Wow, Asswhip! You're awesome"! Just say the coach is fat and be done with it. I just can't go on... there are so many things wrong with that woman on so many levels I'm getting tired head trying to sort them all out.

Oh, and I like the apporximation of "15.6" on her "actual BMI." She didn't want to bore us by dragging it out to 15.63248795632145878953265. Thanks for sparing us, nutjob.

Think Frustrated said...

I don't think I could take athletic advice from an obese turd like that.

Anonymous said...

i cant beleive this subject was put on a blog. how does being obese not make you suitable to be a coach and know the game? he apparently knows his stuff.
you do not know that all this guy does is eat. perhaps in his profession he has to eat on the road a lot, or even late at night which would make all of us fat if we didnt get to eat dinner until 10 p.m.
maybe one day people will view this discrimination that same as they do with blacks, gays and everything else.

Anonymous said...

he needs to call robert morgan asap

Anonymous said...

The athletes must have physicals to play, I think the coaches should have physicals to coach.

Anonymous said...

From the looks of things the Mzchief haters have been bitten in the ass by the green eyed jealousy monster. I think Mzchief's point was that even though she's in great shape doctors have told her she needs to be heavier. She proved that doctors aren't surprised about the information coming out of the new study.

You haters always come off looking like the dumbasses you are.

Sigmund Freud said...

Jealous?? That's laughable. I get a kick out of all the sheep hanging on AssWhip's every word. If you can't see that she has psychological and narcissism issues then I pity you. Small minds think alike I guess.


BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

saw_em_off_ags said...

Maybe he will come coach for A&M...
ha, Maybe?

House of R & R said...

11:24 You must like sheep..wink wink..with all that BAAAAAAAAAAAAing you got going on.

Anonymous said...

BG you have released the morons again.you posted someone who is not as perfect as they are.good people come in sll shapes and sizes.but i sure it make them feel better about themself.

Anonymous said...

Due to the size of that piece of equipment, I hope it's equipped with a beeper when it's in reverse.

The Devil said...

The scientific community needs to reevaluate the BMI. I have a BMI of 32%(75/235) but I only have 13% body fat. According to the BMI I am obese which is hardly the case; I am not even mildly overweight.

Anonymous said...

saw-e-agg, I think that is no doubt the funniest/best comment you've ever written.

Anonymous said...

Always heard, if you can't play it, Coach it.
Well he does that and pretty good too.
Lay off of him, just because he is fat does not make his mind work any less.

Anonymous said...

pete hart is skinny, does it help chico?

Anonymous said...

Poor guy, if he only knew what these skinny, in shape people from Wise County Texas were saying about him. I am sure he would start on a Nutri-system diet asap.

Anonymous said...

Hey don't be talking about my future husband that way....

Anonymous said...

1:24 I bet he could care less what a bunch of inconsiderate idiots are thinking of him. He makes more than most that posted hateful comments!

Anonymous said...

Could be Steve Simmons (ex-Mr. Jim's) twin.

Anonymous said...

3:18 exactly my thought and has a better life than these morons.

Anonymous said...

Its ALWAYS odd to see overweight people coaching-makes you want to say "bet YOU cant do this fat a$$"

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the pic-maybe I better throw that case of C*O*O*K*I*E*S(my comfort food)away!! Damn I dont want to look like that but gawd I can never eat just one!!

Anonymous said...

Hey MZGuided, I would have thought you would score much higher than 15.6 on the BMI (BITCH and MOAN INDEX)!

Anonymous said...

Big Boy should try Nutri-System, huh Barry?

"MzGuided," my *ss. You people crack me up. You SO let her annoy you....jealousy is truly a green eyed monster, eh?