11.05.2007

Well I'll Be



I read that Mrs. Tom Cruise ran (and finished) the New York City Marathon yesterday coming in at 34,195th place with a time of 5:29:58. She would have beaten me.

33 comments:

Nipsey russell said...

Must have been a little chilly by the time she finished.

Anonymous said...

Looks like it might have been a little chilly at the finish line?

Anonymous said...

And the fact that her t-shirt and bra are both very thin has nothing to do with you posting that photo.....yea, yea, yea...Well'll I'll be!

Anonymous said...

She looks happy to see me.

Anonymous said...

maybe she should have put bandades over those things

Anonymous said...

I dont know what is it exactly, BUT she use to be HOT and now shes NOT

Anonymous said...

This makes me want to go watch The Gift

Anonymous said...

Doesn't Sports Sturm always comment on the chaffing of his? Maybe he should ask her how she pulls it off.

Anonymous said...

take a look at the ipod. guess that the ban on ipods, etc. didn't affect her at all.

Annie Jokely said...

Is that her Scientologist handler running behind her? I'll bet he was probing her with his intergalactic ray gun the whole time.

Anonymous said...

The winner by a nip!

Anonymous said...

Once again, I'm disgusted to have bothered dropping in to read the dreck and sh*t you pervs comment about all the time. Couldn't just comment about her running a marathon, could you?

(Annie Jokely's comment was great, btw)

House of R & R said...

Pathetic. Mrs. Cruise has more class in her little finger than any of you Yahoos ever thought of having.

Anonymous said...

I love me some pencil erasers

joey buttafuoco said...

Hey, do us all a favor and exercise your right to NOT "dropping in to read the dreck" that we post. What did you think was going to happen when Barry posted a picture of a big breasted muffin with her nips standing at attention? Do you think he accidentally posted it? If you do then you're dumber than you appear when you post crap like you posted here. Just go away for God's sake and preach your ideas of morality elsewhere. We're having fun here ~ obviously a concept that your holier than thou mind cannot grasp. Buh-bye.

Anonymous said...

Oh no! looks like the "Feminazis" invade Barry's blog one again! Everybody run for cover!

Anonymous said...

Annie, couldn't comment on her just running the marathon could you?

Anonymous said...

"big breasted muffin with her nips standing at attention" I bet your mother loves it when you call her that.

joey buttafuoco said...

She would probably think it was funny if she wasn't dead. But at least she had a sense of humor when she was alive and would never resort to "yo momma" comments to try and get a laugh. Try getting out of Wise County once in a while. You'll be amazed at how far civilization has advanced since the good old days when people actually took offense when people said things about their mothers.

Back to the Romper Room you go!

Condoleesa said...

I beat that time but not in New York. I did the Marine Corps Marathon in '89. Course I doubt I could beat it now.

Anonymous said...

Maybe the Scientologist Hanlder guy was there to rub the Vaseline on her periodically to make sure she didn't get a case of nip-chaffe that would require a trip to the ICU.

Anonymous said...

joey buttaffuoco, we have as much right to say what we want as you do. All I can say is you're easily entertained if objectifying women does it for you. I think you must have been looking at that photo under a magnifying glass because Katie Holmes is anything but large breasted. I don't know though, maybe you're comparing them to yo mama's breasts.

joey buttafuoco said...

Dang! You had me there until the "yo momma" comment. That cheapened your entire argument.

*Yawn*

Next...

Anonymous said...

Hey Barry...put a picture of a sports player up (especially baseball) so all the women can make comments about how "hot and horny" they look in their sports pants stretched tight in the front because they are... standing at attention!!! they are excited!!! they need to pee!!! what????

Anonymous said...

Its a cup dumbass

Anonymous said...

Yeah, my yo mama joke rates right up there on the scale of what's not funny with your knee-slappers about women's anatomy, joey

Anonymous said...

Why don't you annoying little boys just rub one off and keep your stupid horn dog comments to yourself? I'm sure the trashy women in your lives don't mind your lame BS but decent women think you're disgusting.

Anonymous said...

Boys will be boys, 'cause they're sure as hell not Men.

Disgusting dreck...I mean, Joey.

Annie Jokely said...

Hey, 2:27, I'd like to be put in the perv category please. 'probing her with his ray gun...' get it. huhh huhhh huhhh. Probing her from behind, none the less. :-)

House of R & R said...

joeybutta...if your mother would have thought it was funny to make your slimy statements to women then it's evident how you were raised.

mary jo buttafuoco said...

joey, once a classless piece of cow dung always a piece of classless cow dung.

joey buttafuoco said...

Some of you women on this blog need a hot beef injection to straighten out your attitudes. And I'm just the guy to ease your pain. Call me. 1-900-hot beef.

Anonymous said...

I called that number and they anwsered "Arby's" .