7.31.2007

If You See Her, Get Out Of The Store. Fast.


I really don't pay much attention to metroplex robbery stories, but this gal is getting interesting. Police are pretty sure that today she held up an Exxon in Grapevine and a motel in North Richland Hills. And that brings her robbery total to five since Thursday. The woman works harder than people with jobs.

And I love this description: "Witnesses described her as white, in her late 30s or early 40s, about 5 feet 4, 160 pounds with blondish-brown hair. She has missing teeth and a tattoo of a cross on a chain on her left wrist." Hey, now.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I saw 20 women that fit that description at the Decatur Walmart just yesterday.

Anonymous said...

Well, we know meth was involved due to the missing teeth!

Anonymous said...

Except for the tattoo, that description fits every female in Wise County.

Anonymous said...

2:50 I am a female in Wise County. I assure you that I, nor my friends fit that description. Obviously, you are in the "missing teeth" crowd if every female you see fits that description.

Anonymous said...

I's just wonderin if anybody's seen my old lady. She said she was goin to the store to get some gas or sumthin.

Anonymous said...

I knew it, I knew it. I knew someone would compare this toothless bandit to one of the fine ladies of Wise County. I'll have you know that I have lived in Wise County all my life and.... uh.... never mind.

Annie Jokely said...

Nice meth face, lady.