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5.15.2007

Very Odd Star Telegram Headline


Just about the time you start giggling about the first sentence they hit you with the second one. That's kind of a big ,"Uh, and one other thing." (Story.)

5 comments:

The Devil said...

Sounds like they put more emphasis on the paddle and not the poke!

Anonymous said...

Where does it say "assume the position" in the Bible?

Was it Numbers in the Old Testament or Revelation in the New Testament??? My memory is failing me.

Anonymous said...

You poor devil. You know those religious nuts are gonna blame you for this one.

Anonymous said...

Not all, but some folks get into the ministry for devious purposes and bunches are in there trying to figure themselves out. No wonder so many churches are screwed up theologically. Where did this guy get his degree......out of the back of the National Inquirer?

mzchief said...

FIRST thought that comes to mind is "What were those people thinking?" until you remember THEY believe God is a pedophilic rapist and ALL the tales in the Big Book of Myths and Fables are true. That being the case, NATURALLY the women would think it was acceptable for the pastor to paddle them and the pastor to believe he would get away with spanking the naughty girls.