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5.15.2007

I Officially Declare Lari Barager As My Nemesis




Fox 4 News did a story tonight on the crazy sounds coming from the courthouse that I wrote about last Friday.

Obviously, inspired by this blog, I was waiting for my big shout out from Lari. And then, as that great moment was to arrive, she said this in the story: "They [county officials] also turned off the speakers after we arrived which is why we are bringing it to you from a post on the Internet." At this point you see a video of this blog, my youtube.com creation from last week, and the audio of the screeching whatevers.

But do I get credit? Do I hear a Barry Green? Do I hear the name "Liberally Lean"? Is there a reference to a "local blog"? No. Nothing. Nada. Big Barry tears rolled down my Barry cheeks as I sat on my couch in amazement.

Lari, I'm hurt. I can only guess that my strange obsession with co-employee Megan Henderson has turned you against me. I don't even know you anymore.

15 comments:

Pseudonym said...

Want me to have the station vaporized by battalion of Federation Storm Troopers?

mzchief said...

Ohhhhhh Barry!
Lari sounds just a weee bit bitter, for certain. It was destined to happen, some OLDER women in the media do tend to get that way about young hot chicks.
*;)

comment4U said...

What a gawd-awful screeching sound...

Anonymous said...

comment4u r u referring to the sound coming from the courthouse or that which comes from mzchief's mouth?

Anonymous said...

Barry, that is funny! and it must have been a slow news day to be talking about a sound machine at the Courthouse. Funny as well, is that the Sheriff was sitting on the bench with Barager while a photographer was filiming at the Courthouse. The sheriff has been lifting weights I think......

Anonymous said...

I work on the square in a business close to where Mrs. Barager did her story. You know that there is a "connection" with Barager and the sheriff as he came by and sat with her in his workout shorts and shirt. Must be something when Metroplex news reporters come to the country and talk to the sheriff in his workout clothes.

Anonymous said...

Hi BERRY, this is Lari Barager...GET BACK TO WORK!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey Barry, don't worry. I've straightened all the paperclips in the office, sharpened the tips, and have given in to the screeching. The crack monkeys have told me to shove 289 paper clips under Lari's fingernails. Just let me know when to start. MAKE THE SCREECHING STOP!!!!

Anonymous said...

Umm, doesn't Decatur have a noise ordinance (I'm pretty sure I've seen a reference to it posted at the local carwash.) If so - wouldn't this be a BLATANT violation of it? I'm just thinking . . .

Anonymous said...

Barry, I am outraged that you are not getting the respect that you so definitely deserve....or is that desperately desire.

Anyway, it's time to bail on Fox 4 and their crack news staff. It doesn't look like they will be sending any love your way.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone remember the "great egret invasion" over by walmart a few years ago? It was incredible. What was even more inbcredible was that it was illegal to physically remove the birds. They had to use a noise cannon or something... remember that?

Anonymous said...

What a hideous move on the sheriff's part. It was so obvious he was showing off in front of Barger. Was he thinking with his head or was he thinking with his HEAD? Not very smart on his part. Especially, when you are in his position.

Another strike for Wise County.

Anonymous said...

Yes, I remember because it wasn't that long ago. In fact, those birds have found a new roosting spot on Bus. 81 North (road to skating rink). On the right side of the road just a few blocks north of Walnut street you can see hundreds of them in the trees every morning and night! Feel sorry for those folks whose HOMES are under there! I guess those birds will be protected and the poor families that live under them can just deal with whatever diseases/illnesses they bring. Awful!

Anonymous said...

I like Mrs. Pitts comment and agree......."SHOOT THE DAMN BIRDS" everyone at the Courthouse should go see the Sheriff, check out a shotgun and when they go get their divorce final there at the Courthouse they can take out their frustrations of the birds and stop the "pooping" and lice problems.

Anonymous said...

You're old news Barry. Your 15 minutes of fame are over.