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5.16.2007

The Plague Of Alvord Students


Good luck finding lunch at Sonic, Chicken Express, or Jack in the Box in Decatur today around noon. A bus load of Alvord High School students was dumped in the Jack in the Box parking lot and they spread like wild fire to all the fast food joints. I think there were about a thousand of them, but I could be wrong.

Remember kids, stay in school and don't do drugs.

(Unrelated note: Somebody might want to tell the Whataburger folks that they can raise the U.S. flag from it's half mast status.)

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's not ALVORD It's ALVOID which any respectable Wisecountianite knows.

Anonymous said...

Of course, if Alvord is pronounced ALVOYD, are we supposed to pronounce Boyd as BORD? (This from a native Wise Countian that has always pronounced Alvord as ALVORD.)

Anonymous said...

The same thing happens in Coppell around 11:30. No bus just a bunch of bratty kids walking from the jr. high/high school.

Anonymous said...

They are flying it at half mast due to the death of McDonald's across the way.

Anonymous said...

Yes, they all got "lunch out" for their GREAT TAKS scores! Betcha we're the best in the county again! :-)
Going again tomorrow too!!

Anonymous said...

Probably flying half mast due to the death of Martin Luther King Jr.'s daughter. Just a guess!!!

Max Edison said...

IT'S means IT IS. You don't need the apostrophe to indicate possession. It is like HIS or HERS.

You are more than welcome.

Anonymous said...

Barry, I can't believe your not posting about the duck taped cigarette lighter in Rhome.

Anonymous said...

Excuse me. Duct Taped

Anonymous said...

Who are you talking to, Max Edison? The only IT'S used before your post is used correctly. (In the first post.) Sooooooo who are you talking to???

Anonymous said...

To think all those poor kids are being caught on camera against their knowledge as they go about their fast food eating business, their privacy invaded. Oh wait...they're not speeding down the highway approaching an intersection too fast and about to cause another Wise County wreck...so I guess it's OK to film them discreetly and keep the tapes on file for a while.

Anonymous said...

Ya damn right I used it's correctly and one more thing foool...it's not VOYD it's VOID as used in the sentence...When travelling North on US81/287 avoid Alvoid at all cost.

Anonymous said...

Max Edison sux!!
Did I say that right?

mzchief said...

Ahem...
max edison was commenting on the improper application of the apostrophe in the final line of Barry's post regarding "The Plague Of Alvord Students."