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That the Lady Bears of Baylor won the Big 12 Softball Championship a few days ago with a win over the Texas Agricultural & Mechanics Lien University. Then, by the looks of it, decided to eat a small child as part of the victory celebration.
Uh , ma'am? Do you have any interest in the position of middle linebacker this fall?