blank'/> Liberally Lean From The Land Of Dairy Queen: I Didn't Know . . .

3.06.2007

I Didn't Know . . .


. . . that Texas was part of the mega-millions lotto. I think the news just told me that the jackpot is like $35 Krillion tonight or something like that.

I actually was thinking about buying a ticket but, I talked to a buddy this afternoon that started talking about "mega-pliers" or something like that. I decided I couldn't handle the pressure at the convenience store counter so I passed on the purchase.

Edit: One winner in New Jersey. One winner in Georgia.

Edit 2: I was reminded of the meanest prank in the history of ever (warning: extreme - and I mean extreme - language warning.)

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

You just saved the ticket prices, transportation costs, incontinence and anxiety. The odds are horribly against you. Lottos are for idiots.

comment4U said...

I hate getting stuck behind the guy @ the counter of 7-11 trying to decide what lotto tickets he wants to add to his rush-hour beer & beef jerky purchases.....

Think Frustrated said...

That was really funny.

Re: "Lottos are for idiots," except for those two idiots who won.

Anonymous said...

The lottery is great. Thousands, maybe millions of people complain about taxes and then turn around and voluntarily give 5, 10, 20 dollars a week in taxes that are disguised as "the lottery". Collectively, we are a bunch of doops.

Anonymous said...

well said 10:57