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10.11.2006

Although Your Chances Of Getting Killed Remain The Same (Or Slightly Higher)

For $200 million, this is the new slogan for the Army: "Army Strong" will replace "Army of One." And I never understood the "Army of One" phrase anyway. So I find that I'm up to my arse in insurgents and I get to depend on . . . uh . . . me? My own little army of one?

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

A $200 million contract for that? It's cryptic, and too easy to make fun of. Army strong? What's next? Air Force Fly? Navy Wet? For about $10, they could have asked some recruit why they joined and derived a proper slogan. Army: Where you need to go once you've skated and tattooed your way through high school and now realize you can't find a stinking job. Or, Army: if you got nowhere else to go and just feel like killing somebody.

Anonymous said...

I liked the Slogan ...

The Few ...
The Proud ...

And the Really Dead.

Makes me want to grab my gas can & WMD's meter and head on over their and kick butt. So what they didnt have anything to do with 911.

I was told they were thinking about it ;)

VOTE REPUBLICAN

Anonymous said...

Hey Barry -

My army of one could kick your army of one's arse.

Anonymous said...

i wish we had the luxury of choosing which Americans we want to defend

Anonymous said...

Amen to that.

Anonymous said...

If it were up to liberals, we wouldn't have any army.

Anonymous said...

If it was up to the Republicans we would be at war with everyone. Heaven knows they have killed the middle class.

Anonymous said...

It is up to the Republicans, thank God, and we are not at war with everyone.

Anonymous said...

Anon @ (:45

Yep you are right .. We havent invaded Canada yet. And whats up with those Damn people in Greenland. I say we send troops there also.

VOTE REPUBLICAN & Take over the World.

Anonymous said...

Ya'll make me proud to be a soldier.

Anonymous said...

I have always thought that General Patton was turning over in his grave with the slogan "An Army of One"--when his famous speech emphasizes TEAMWORK, and says all this "individualism" is crap!!

Anonymous said...

I have a nephew currently in Iraq with the 4th ID. They coerced him into re-upping for 2 more years by saying he wouldn't have to go back to Iraq after his Nov R&R (they were due for rotation back home in Dec anyway). Now the poor kid will have his re-up bonus of $10 or 15K and will be going back for another year about 1 year from now. It is criminal how the Army dupes these kids. Please recall that General Casey said yesterday that we'll need at least 140,000 troops in Iraq till at least 2010!!!

A prescient reporter for Newsweek has said recently that our best efforts in Iraq will just delay the inevitable failure. Yeah - vote for the idiots/liars who got us into this Iraq mess.

Anonymous said...

A prescient reporter also said that we flushed Korans at Gitmo. Turned out to be false and yet lot's of people died when the peace loving Islam-fascists rioted because of it.

Anonymous said...

you people are sick.

these are people out there fighting for your sorry asses and all you do is slag them off and make jokes.

Remembrance day is on the 11th.
I hope you're haunted then.