The Campaign For DA


The Satirical Onion Makes Me Laugh


Anonymous said...

She must be one OLD biatch !

Anonymous said...

He is dead! Not soon enough!

Anonymous said...

Isn't it quite amazing how the leaders of terrorists groups don't seem to adhere to the whole idea of being a martyr? But it's OK for someone else to blow themselves up? Is there not ONE radical muslim that has asked themselves that question? Just one?

Anonymous said...

Satan's mother called and she is worried to death about him too.

Anonymous said...

If you like The Onion, you might like:

Landover Baptist Church

I especially like the forums. They are almost as good as Liberally Lean's.


greta said...

Maybe we should hold her hostage and see if he shows up.

Anonymous said...

Amen, 12:57 PM. Isn't it funny why the leaders are always calling for their followers to die in the "glorious cause", but not themselves? And I repeat in agreement the same question--has not one single muslim extreemist EVER noticed this? Astoundingly blind stupidity!

oldphilosopher said...

"Morality is contraband in war."

---Mohandas K. Ghandi

"All wars are boyish, and are fought by boys."

---Herman Melville

"War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands."

---H. L. Mencken

"War alone brings up to its highest tension all human energy and puts the stamp of nobility upon the peoples who have the courage to face it."

---Benito Mussolini

"War is not an adventure. It is a disease. It is like typhus."

---Antoine De Saint-Exupery

"You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake."

---Jeanette Rankin

"War is the unfolding of miscalculations."

---Barbara Tuchman

"They make a desert and call it 'Peace'."


Anonymous said...

I thought this photo was from a wittiness relocation program for republican pages.

Anonymous said...

I thought it was a picture of a democrat in a spelling protection program.

Anonymous said...

War is hell on the homefront too,God only knows what a women goes through,a women still needs what a man is gone can't do: T.G. Shepard

Anonymous said...

You seriously put "satirical" in front of The Onion. That is a redundant statement, like: "Dumb Wise County resident."

If people cannot detect the sarcasm they deserve to get duped. Like all the posts here.

Oh well another grenade post, and we're to stay all civil and love each other or he'll take away the comments again.

Anonymous said...

"They call this war a cloud over the land. But they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say 'Shit, it's raining!'"

Rudy, Cold Mountain