1.25.2013

Random Friday Morning Thoughts


  • A Girl Scouts meeting banished me to one of the corners of the house last night. That was OK.
  • The Dallas Police actually had a heck of a rescue this morning after some incapacitated drunk/fool/poor-in-health driver went into Bachman Lake. I'm not sure what I would worry more about: The lake water drowning me or the lake water's pollution. 
  • "Stunt airplane in Lancaster swoops near people on runway in video, raising safety concerns."
  • We had the neighbor cat sit on the ledge of our upstairs bedroom window which caused quite the commotion once it was discovered in the middle of the night.
  • I was surprised to see former great UT placekicker Russell Erxleben charged by the Feds yesterday for running a Ponzi scheme. I was even more surprised when I read the story to find out he's already spent time in federal prison for the same thing years earlier.
  • Mrs. LL is sneezing like a fool, and I have diagnosed the problem as records levels of Mountain Ceder (which used to kill me but which I've suddenly become immune to it.)
  • A 22 year old was killed by police after shoplifting at a Target in Grand Prairie. Hope that was justified. I think this may be the kid's Facebook page. Lots of Christian thoughts on it as of late.
  • Bridgeport's Kassandra Davila's book in photo in the Update yesterday was a happy one. 
  • Not so fast: Now it sounds like it was a female impersonating Te'o's girlfriend. (Mrs. LL was reading Deadspin in bed this morning. I don't know her anymore.)
  • Drug bust for meth in Newark yesterday. Other news: Sun will rise in the East today.





31 comments:

Bacon said...

Bacon Scale
1 out of 5

BG really? Its Friday give us something better.

Anonymous said...

Yummy!! I like Yellow...

Anonymous said...

Kassandra is 27? That's a hard 27.

Anonymous said...

bit of a but-r-face, but the beginnings of a baby moose knuckel make up for it.

Anonymous said...

Oh no, the kid killed at Target had a little pup. Prolly in a shelter by now...poor puppy.

Anonymous said...

Wish those dang Davila's would leave the white women alone in Bridgeport..I really dislike any king of race mixing.

Anonymous said...

I'm w/ Bacon. You've had a bad week, BlogMeister. Perhaps next week will be better.

Anonymous said...

She has a better grill than Michelle O.

Anonymous said...

"records levels of Mountain Ceder"

Clean up on aisle 6!

Triple Fake... said...

"A Girl Scouts meeting banished me to one of the corners of the house..."
There is just so much wrong with that statement - on several levels!
I hope you spent that time in the corner wisely - like maybe sewing on your emasculation badge?

Dr Clarkus said...

Weird, I didn't see anything about the plane in the Newberg report this morning.

The Dude said...

Mountain Ceder? That's Mountain CedAr.

You are welcome, Mr. Baylor grad.

Fun D. Mentalist said...

"Bridgeport's Kassandra Davila's book in photo in the Update yesterday was a happy one."

Is that a mugshot or a party pic?

Is she singing "Three-hun-dred-six-ty-five-de-grees--BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE?"

Anonymous said...

Wow, even the gingers in Bridgeport have Hispanic surnames.

Anonymous said...

LBJ died!

Anonymous said...

OMG...LBJ died!

I didn't even know he was sick.

Anonymous said...

RTG has nice biceps but incisors much like my horse.

Anonymous said...

Uh, fellas, that's a dude. His legs are together because he's tucking his pecker.

Looks like TF's sense of humor is back. Finally.

Anonymous said...

RTG...rush rush to the yeyo!!!!

Anonymous said...

That Great Society thing worked out real well didn't it? If you liked it, you're really going to love Obammycare!

Anonymous said...

Hey Hey LBJ , CSCOPE failed my kid today!

Anonymous said...

RTG: HOTHOTHOT!! Love yellow, and chicks that workout! Thanks BG, another great, natural woman!

DF Dick Nixon said...

Took him long enough, he's been buried since'73...

Lawdog said...

Barry,
I wish you would be more clear. Please edit your original post. Are you saying, by your highlighted headline, that you believe that the supreme court decided that life begins at 3 months and that is the end of it? So you've never disagreed with a Supreme Court decision? You being a lawyer, especially one that make his living defending drunks, I find that hard to believe. I'm getting the feeling you think the SCOTUS is right, only when they render a decision that matches your personal agenda. Barry, please clarify because I'm really not wanting to believe you are a hypocrite.

Anonymous said...

The sun will always rise from the east as long as the sun and earth exist. But after the pole shift, the south will be the new east, and the North Star will be the East Star.

Anonymous said...

12:38 correction
West Star not East Star

Confederate Colonel Lingus said...

Kassandra Davila - Whitest teeth I ever came across.

Anonymous said...

I see what you did there...^^

The Devil said...

So what if CSCOPE failed your kid, big deal. At least LBJ was thoughtful enough to provide them some scenic property nearby to throw a beer party, go muddin', or get some backseat action.

Anonymous said...

Yep Devil, and my kid beat up your kid at Cottonwood Lake.

Anonymous said...

That a lot of teeth for a Davila.