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1.24.2013

Hey, Paradise Folks!! Don't Hang A Man In A Red Van!


16 comments:

Anonymous said...

IN other news, if he was found near your house, your wife may be having you followed.

Anonymous said...

The color red is an odd choice for someone presumably trying to maintain a low profile. (But then again, "Magnum PI" drove a red Ferrari!)

Anonymous said...

I put her out in a town that was so small, You could throw a rock from end to end, A dirt-road main street, she walked off in bare feet, it's a shame I won't be passin' through again

'Cause like a princess she was layin' there, Moonlight dancin' off her hair. She woke up and took me by the hand, We made love in my Chevy van, And that's all right with me

Anonymous said...

Me and you and a dog named Boo travel'n and livin off the land.

Anonymous said...

Could this be the beggar checking out a new place to set up camp?

Anonymous said...

Drug bust in Newark, per Messenger.

Anonymous said...

"He's a danger to children". We have absolutely no proof or even hint of a reason to think that; but hey it is a male driving a van and we don't know him...so he's clearly a child killer.

Anonymous said...

FALSE ALARM!!!! IT WAS THE RHOME FIRE DEPARTMENT EATING AT THE FINISH LINE CAFE AND SOME COUNCIL JACKASS THREW A HISSY.

Anonymous said...

Santy Claus

Anonymous said...

I don't believe he was a PI. The van was maroon not red. It has Illinois plates and everything he did proved to me he was not a PI or if he was he was a very Sorry PI. I'm still not going to let my gaurd down.

Anonymous said...

its too early to be drunk...

Anonymous said...

I just glad that the local folks are watching out for each other. Never be afraid to report any suspicous activity. If don't look right, it's usually not right. That PI will know next time.

Anonymous said...

9:19 Where in Paradise was he seen?

K. Copeland said...

Is that the same Sheriff Walker formerly of Tarrant County?

Anonymous said...

Based on the above description from 9:19 I know EXACTLY who you are talking about and that person is in NO WAY a threat to your children. I'm also 99% sure the Wise County Sheriff's Office was notified the person would be in the area conducting their business before they "were spotted". PI may not be the best word, but "working anonymously" might be a better description. I can assure you, your children are in more danger at Wal-Mart.

Anonymous said...

You don't have a clue what you are talking about 12:38. Was you there? Did you see the man? I will answer for you No you were not! He did NOT report to the police what he was doing until they pulled him over!!! He was not working ANONYMOUSLY!!! How in the world do you know him he is not even from Wise County!