10.22.2009

Don't Taze Me Bro

Source. (Be nice. I have to work with this guy.)

40 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just wondering...do policemen remove the shirts of criminals before they taze them?

Anonymous said...

AWESOME!!!

Anonymous said...

I hope they tazed him because of that bare chest. Got to give him credit. I wish we could Tazer some kids to teach them crime doesnt pay. And oh yeah ... I want to tazer Tom Bishop and Mike Richardson. Wont do any good but what the heck !

Anonymous said...

I was under the impression that you worked against him, not with him.

On the other hand I can see how the two of you might sit around scheming to milk the people for all you can, then laughing and partying like sorority sisters.

Anonymous said...

good they didn't taz your bro in the chest. it would be kinda embarrassing to have a dead d.a. on your hands.

Anonymous said...

today's poll.
how many aggies in this picture?

Anonymous said...

uniforms, handcuffs, shirtless, someone had themselves a man sandwich.

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one that noticed that two of the officers are smiling. You know that deep down they like what they are doing to him.

Anonymous said...

yes, you must be a catcher, before you are allowed to be a pitcher.

Anonymous said...

the man was last seen being dragged out of the court room screaming, "i am not a Democrat"

Anonymous said...

Gotta give him credit. He manned up.

thethinker said...

I like how the right cop is laughing. That's funny.

Anonymous said...

well for all of the critics. Having experienced this in training myself, I have to give our C.A credit for stepping up to the plate. At least now when the crooks scream they were abused, he can look them in the eye and say "you too!" Way to go Statton, at least your on the right side of the law now. Come on Barry, if you want to take a ride on the white lightning, some of us L.E. boys could hook you up, excuse to pun....

Anonymous said...

Whose idea was it to let that man be seen in public with no shirt?

Anonymous said...

i was there it was pretty intense the troopers would have their phones out recording them and making fun of them big crowd it was pretty intertaining

Anonymous said...

He's a nice guy, but doesn't he have crime to fight?

Sheesh. Who cares?

Oh, well, his future grandkids can get a laugh someday.

RPM said...

The cop on the right is enjoying that a little too much. At least the one on the left kept it to a polite smirk.

Anonymous said...

I have a theory that the reason police as so fast to use their taser is because they're looking for payback due to being tased themselves.

Anonymous said...

SAFETY GLASSES? REALLY?

Anonymous said...

Can I tazer Tom Bishop with a 220 or 150 volt power cord?

Anonymous said...

Our CA looks pretty good...maybe needs a bit of a tan but pretty sexy for a lawyer

Mark said...

Good thing that they don't have to
experience the same thing before they are allowed to carry a sidearm.

Anonymous said...

I love James Stainton.....and yes, he did "MAN" up. Hilarious that the two Hi-Pos are laughing. This is great!

Anonymous said...

The accusations about T.Bishop are pretty shocking don't you think?

Anonymous said...

RPM said...

The cop on the right is enjoying that a little too much. At least the one on the left kept it to a polite smirk.

12:13 AM

The cop (use that term lightly) on the right finds great pleasure inflicting pain on people both on the job and in their personal life.

Anonymous said...

GROSS!!! Pasty and ugly! You could at least post a pic that the women would be happy to look at. Aren't the Wise County tax dollars being wasted when he should be in court or at his desk doing his job? Come on retardicans where are yall? Why aren't yall crying about this too? Oh, because he is a retardican!

Anonymous said...

This is just sad. Women are expected to look "fit" for men but you guys just let yourselves go and we have to pretend you look good. He has the body of a 50 year old.

Anonymous said...

10:19 have you actually met this guy? I have and he is very fit and in no way has the body of a 50 year old.

Anonymous said...

HAWT! Man Wise County has come a long way since the days of S. Hale.

Anonymous said...

10;54, there was nowhere to go but "up" from Stephen Hale (ex DA)!

Anonymous said...

It is amazing how Chad Hightower looks like the younger David Cordero every year. Go Guys

Anonymous said...

What is considered the body of a 50 year old? Sharon Stone is in her 50's. So is Anjelica Huston. Pierce Brosnan is in his 50's. So is Michael Moore.

I think James is pretty fit for a desk jockey.

Anonymous said...

too bad he didn't miss the lawyer and hit the super troopers...ha!

Anonymous said...

what a bunch of freaks!!!! tax $ at work, w t f!!!

Anonymous said...

next they take this dude to the back to get beat with the rubber hoses?

Anonymous said...

Isn't there an easier and less painful way to remove body hair than Electrolysis?

Anonymous said...

He is a great guy and his wife is charming. Had the pleasure of working with her in the past. They are an asset to wise county!

Anonymous said...

Amazing BG....you ask people to be nice to somebody you work with but you readily instigate all sorts of nasty comments about other public servants who may well hold your life in their hands one of these days. Memories are long.

Anonymous said...

Give him a mouth piece, at least his teeth are together in this picture...

Anonymous said...

couldnt happen to a nicer guy, but he looks better with a shirt on