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9.22.2009

This Was Played On The Big Screen Before The Baylor Game

Edit: Video has been removed. I'll try to track down another copy. Edit: It was a version of this but better produced. I try not to whip you with Baylor football stuff because I know, well, it's a whippin'. But just a tad bit of background: For long over a decade Baylor has been awful. Just awful. Year after year I refuse to get my hopes up because I'm tired of them being dashed upon the shores of the Jordan River. (The last time I had my hopes up was in 2002 and then Cal hung 70 on Baylor in the opening game. Good call on my part.) All that said, this year was supposed to be different. A stellar coach in his second year. The second coming of Vince Young at QB. And a win in the first game of this season over Wake Forest who had beaten Baylor the year before and then went on to a bowl. All was right in the Baptist world. And then came last weekend. Connecticut flew into Waco a 10 point underdog and, in a three short hours, Baylor was 1-1 and looking as bad as they always have. (I stayed in depression until Decatur PD woke from a drunken stupor, handed me my blood and tear soaked Baylor pennant, and told me that someone had posted my bond.) But now I've learned what went wrong last weekend: Baylor actually played the above video on the big screen before the game. And now the Evil Empire has discovered this embarrassing fact and the beat down has begun. Have I not suffered enough?

12 comments:

Danny Boy said...

I would immediatley unenroll. Any Baylor grad should be slapped on the back of the head for allowing that!

Anonymous said...

I am sending back my diplomas today.

Judy said...

Video's been removed! Dang!

Anonymous said...

BrickHorn said:
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:58 am

What was this guy thinking? “Hey, I watched a 30-minute Yngwie Malmsteen guitar instructional video, I can’t sing, I’m prone to awkward butchery of the English language, I have a poor sense of humor and I am that special kind of oddball who truly likes Waco. Maybe I should film my own music video!”

For those that didn't take the time to click on the link, this comment was pure silver.

Anonymous said...

I was at that game for Parent's Weekend with our son. The game was a beatdown, but the video was even worse.

Anonymous said...

>I stayed in depression until Decatur PD woke from a drunken stupor

The entire department? or just the ones that were on duty?

Anonymous said...

No wonder virgin kids go there!

Anonymous said...

It would have been more effective if he'd a used a banjo instead of a guitar

Sorry banjo-man. You can have your schtick back now

mdore said...

The fat twirlers are back, too.

RPM said...

I think HenryJames' reply at 10:28 pretty much says it all.

Anonymous said...

Crude and embarrassing.

Anonymous said...

Hook 'em Horns!