9.25.2009

Random Friday Morning Thoughts

  • There's a Michael Jackson Funhouse at the State Fair this year. I wonder if the carnies obtain the appropriate licensing to use his likeness?
  • Jennifer's Body looks horrible but has received very good reviews. But I hate horror movies.
  • Tony Romo might be a modern day Danny White.
  • The "clouds" off of Eagle Mountain Lake, visible from Rhome this morning, were gorgeous.
  • One of the convicted Charles Manson family members has died after 38 years in prison. Still probably the most fascinating crime story ever.
  • "Imagine the Byron Nelson Pavilion on steroids. And ecstasy. Then, about every 10 minutes, a fight breaks out." - Dallas Observer article describing UFC 103 at American Airlines Center last Saturday night.
  • It probably looked like an Affliction T-Shirt convention.
  • The State Fair of Beat Down opens today.
  • The UN speakers this week proved the world is crazy.
  • Why male runners should put band-aids over their nipples before running a marathon: What?
  • I've got a buddy that wants me to feature more "thick girls" on the Random Girl of the day pics.
  • I saw an energy drink in a convenience store in Fort Worth called "Drank." No kidding.
  • Here's a picture of the lone NCAA female football official. I bet she'd clean up pretty well.
  • Every girl on Facebook was talking about Grey's Anatomy last night.
  • Is that synthesized voice box contraption used on every song on the radio?
  • Man, the news coverage of the "thwarted terrorists attack" (see post below) makes you think we almost had a 9/11 on our hands. By a teenager. By a teenager that the FBI was able to discover in a public Terrorist Chat Room.
  • The courthouse still plays that goofy "screeching bird" tape to scare of, uh, birds. It pierces the peaceful morning air every day.

40 comments:

Anonymous said...

Danny White took the Cowboys to three consecutive NFC championship games.

I'd say there's a 50/50 chance Romo will take the Cowboys to one.

Anonymous said...

Jennifer's Body was a horrible movie!!!!People got up and walked out of the theater. Can't believe Megan Fox would make a movie like that after Transformers!!!!

Anonymous said...

You can buy me a Drank!

Michael Jackson Funhouse -
That just sounds so terribly wrong!

Every girl at my table at Dos Chilies last night was talking about everybody on Facebook talking about Grey's Anatomy

There's a whole mini-convention of crazy at the UN this week: Huge-ego Chavez, Mommar Khadaffi-duck, What'zizzbeard Ahmadina-jihad

All those guys running marathons should consult with the star of Jennifer's Body about using "nipple covers".

Anonymous said...

The screeching sound still scares the hell out of me, your work neighbor

One of guy with bloody nipples looks like your ol pal, Junior Miller

I'm just saying

Anonymous said...

Don't listen to your buddy.

Anonymous said...

Only two football related topics, and one is about a GIRL. Jeez, BG's football pants are not going crazy this year.

I will proceed.

Boring schedule this weekend for the Big 12.

1. tech gets beat by couger high. Afterwards, Leach is immeidately taken to the mental health facility and determined to be CRAZY.

2. sips beat their mexican cousins in last 2 minutes. utep players play whole game in soccer jerseys since that is the football they know so well.

3. bubears rebound against alvord hs aka northwestern state.

4. The Aggies continue world dominiation and win 84 to 5.

Your welcome.

Football guru.

Anonymous said...

I am also for more "thick girls" on the RGOTDP

Anonymous said...

I wonder if the lady ref would let me blow her whistle?

Ryan said...

Drank: it's what plants crave.

Anonymous said...

Totally agree with you on "Terrorist" attach.

Grey's Anatomy is a complete ass-whip (my wife made me watch it).

I love today's photo (don't tell my wife).

I refuse to get mad at anyone today on Barry's blog.

I also refuse to insult anyone on Barry's blog today. (I think a comment I made yesterday resulted in a guy taking on the moniker "Simpleton." If so, then good for you dude for turning an insult into something positive. I may not agree with you on many things, but I appreciate your compassion.

Everyone have a great weekend and be safe!

Anonymous said...

That screeching noise is played to keep away Buzzards and Lawyers.

Well,it works on Buzzard's but that's only cuz they are a little smarter than lawyers.

wordkyle said...

Attributing world craziness to UN speakers includes Obama's address, right? Just one example from his speech: "America has worked steadily and aggressively to advance the cause of two states – Israel and Palestine..." Since Obama used his speech to reiterate his administration's policy of trying to force concessions from Israel without equivalent concessions from the Palestinians, he followed his pattern of saying one thing while doing the opposite. That Obama retains a shred of credibility with anyone illustrates that the world is indeed crazy.

Anonymous said...

If I ever run so far that my nipples bleed there better be a gang comprised of Rush L., Glenn B.,Bill Maher, and John S. chasing me down attempting to force feed me pain pills, whiskey and extemist rhetoric while gang raping me like a gaggle of apes until my body is ripped apart and all that remains is a void in the middle from which my life force was sucked!

Anonymous said...

It almost seems wrong to say the words Romo and football in the same sentence. He will have to improve a little to reach the level of "greatness" that was acheaved by White. The only White that comes to mind when talking of Cowboys football would have to be 'ol 54,Randy. White(Danny),Kosar,Bledsoe, Romo etc. just make the likes of Troy and Rodger look that much better. Memories are hard to compete with, I guess.

Gator said...

Yikes on the bloody nipples. I never knew this was an issue, but isn't that what Body Glide is for?

Anonymous said...

waddup to my fellow thick girls.. thick does not mean fat u dumb whities!

Anonymous said...

I've always been fascinated by the whole Manson story. Susan Atkins was a beautiful young woman...really a wasted life. As for Grey's Anatomy, I'm a woman, and I think it's a bunch of crap. It's nothing but a glorified soap opera with irritating characters. I stopped watching it first season; just don't get the attraction.

Anonymous said...

LOL at UFC 103! A buddy of mine and I went and played "count the affliction shirts". We gave up pretty quick when we saw it would be easier to play "count anything that is not an affliction or tapout shirt". Only saw one fight.

Anonymous said...

The girl today is hot and I want her now

wordkyle said...

I held off as long as I could, to see if someone else would mention the "Fun Run" episode of The Office. (Nipple chafing is a vicious circle.) Best quote -- Michael Scott: "I'm not superstitious. I'm a little stitious."

Richard Morgan said...

So, the fact that he planted what he believed was a van packed with explosives in a building garage and used his cellphone in an attempt to detonate them doesn't seem like it's something that we should be worried about? How about the terrorists that are out there who aren't stupid enough to use public chat rooms? Does the fact that he was the manager of a Sonic restaurant and might have poisoned people instead doesn't bother you? Interesting point of view.

Anonymous said...

Damn, I hate to admit it, but for once, I have to agree with BG. But not about politics.

Tony R might be Danny W-esk. Or he might not. First, they have made him into a pocket passer, when he has proven to be an effective roll out, or scramble passer. Not good.

But Big D's biggest problem is defense, or the lack thereof. They cannot spell three-and-out if you spot them the three-and-out.

And there's the difference between Tony R and Danny W. DW had a defense to get him the ball.

Further, you have to admit, the game against the Giants, every ball bounced the Giants way. A couple of bounces were just unbelievable.

I wonder if the roof was opened, for "God to watch", or closed.

Or maybe He did not get the new address.

Hehe.

Anonymous said...

GEEEEZZZZZZZZ BARRY!!!!!!!!!!
Where did you get a picture of a skank as your Random Friday Morning Thought!!!!!!!??????
I'd be affraid to call her on the phone for fear of getting an ear infection..........WHEW!

jim said...

I think he is being punished for being a dumb terrorist. But as much as I hate to say it I agree that he was probably a want to be until Feds got involved. He is still guilty but more so for being stupid than dangerous.

I left there, their, they're, and the requested thar out for you mrs school board members wife. But I bet you will still gripe about something I wrote. Must be a sad life....

Anonymous said...

love todays pic it just says come to me or is it....

Anonymous said...

KEETER, TEXAS. Keeter is on Farm Road 2048 three miles west of Eagle Mountain Lake in south central Wise County. Settlement of the community began in the early 1880s. It was named for L. L. Keeter, a Baptist minister who owned a quarter section of land just north of the town. A post office branch was established in Keeter in 1883. Within a decade the community had four cotton gins, a general store, and an elementary school. As cotton production decreased in the early 1900s, so did the population. Postal service was discontinued in 1904. Keeter is still listed as a community known for the Keeter Stomp.

Anonymous said...

A Keeter boy can survive, a keeter boy can survive, no ya' can't stomp us out and you can't make us run.

mzchief said...

Last night I watched "Bones" and "Fringe." "Fringe" is a crazy freaky program. I tried watching "Grey's Anatomy" a few years ago. I just couldn't get into the self-induced, life sucking drama created by a bunch of self-important, toxic douche bags. Watching "Grey's Anatomy" is like watching gossip about people who deserve every ounce of the suffering they dish onto each other.

BTW...The featured chick is one of the skankiest in the history of The Blog.

Anonymous said...

Thank you chief, just wish I could get you to convince my better half to see the light about GA. Oh well, I guess that is why I built the man cave.

Some might say skanky, others might say a sure thing, all depends on perspective.

Anonymous said...

Yeah mzchief, welcome to skank-o-rama(Wise County style). Now let's have a Dos Equis and talk.
Please, I know we can get along.
Finally, you & I agree.

Anonymous said...

Looks like she is ready to take off her pants... I See yellow undies...

Anonymous said...

Don't you just LOVE all of this transparency that Obama and his legion has promised!?!?! We asked for a clearly written health care bill and prices, and they all go underground!!! Unbelievable!!!!!

House of R and R said...

hehehehe you said, "GORGEOUS"! I don't think I've ever heard a man say that.

Anonymous said...

Where are all the playas at? All my smokers say heeeyyyy, say hey hey!

Anonymous said...

who cares about nfc championship games? thats why danny white is danny white.
the only thing people remember are super bowl champs and romo will NEVER get the cowboys to one.
you can bet on that.

double fake pete rose

President Clark said...

Drank is actually a relaxation drink.

Anonymous said...

I like em thick, but then again, I like todays "skank" also

Anonymous said...

1:39 I agree with you and ButterFly Eye.

chupacabra said...

The bloody nipples look great!

To a baby vampire.

A gay, baby vampire.

chupacabra said...

PS "Is that synthesized voice box contraption used on every song on the radio?"

Supposedly yes- up to 90%