9.22.2009

The Internet Is Gold Today

Man, it would be so easy to be a parent these days. I'd just plop Barry Jr. down in front of the computer and show him this clip. And then, bam! The kid's never going to be abducted. He also may be socially retarded the rest of his life because he would fear every other human, but at least I'd know where he was. But I'd would have to make one change. If a chick like the one at the :16 second mark needed help, Barry Jr. would be instructed to lead her to daddy for assistance -- you just can't be too careful.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

"If you tell anybody about our little secret, I'll kill your dog..." HA.

Anonymous said...

Barry, you are dismally out of touch with modern parenting. It is NOT the way you were reared (stability - Beaver Cleaver, in church every Sunday).......surely you understand today's family situation......half of all marriages (with children) have single moms/dads in charge.......not the way YOU and many of the friends in your generation were reared..........

Reality is.........oh well, you know!........

Denial is SO SO powerful!......

Anonymous said...

I guess you really believe in something 6:29, but I'll be damned if I can tell what it is based on that gibberish you just composed.

Was sniffing that glue really such a good idea?

Anonymous said...

Now be honest, how many of the eleven did you see as potential clients?

Anonymous said...

I'll definetly keep batteries on me from now on!!!

Anonymous said...

where was the strange man saying he was a reporter from the llftlodq

morefutility said...

This video gave me the creepies. I need a code word. Should it be "get away from me you creepy pervert". My aunt Vi always told me to pee on anyone looking to snatch me. I think that is great advice, even 20 odd years later. I should tell my kids to eek out a poop if they can. Who wants a stinky child? Heck, I love em and I got no great pleasure wipin their smelly bottoms.

Anonymous said...

You mean that guy really wasn't a profesional photographer? But he took a lot of pictures of me wearing a........wait just a second......I've got to go now!

Anonymous said...

they need warning posted before the next constable election.
let's dont be so stupid next time.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure 16 seconds has plenty of batteries... ha ha