I have three kids and a boat. Kids are now 15,18,24 and each is way better than having the boat, which is OK, too.
Made me laugh too. I would like to see this form of parody applied to 50 something men who rant about how they are so glad they chose to make themselves happy by starting over with their 20 something secretary, or the 40 something cougar that is so much more fulfilled by choosing career and young stupid guys over a husband and family. There is only one group left that it is PC to lessen their worth without any guilt and that is the middle class, WASP father. Who in their right mind would want to be one of those?
or their 49 yr old secretary, 2:00 PM
2:00, ah but when we WASP men start taking our balls and going home the whole country will collapse. We can only give so many coconuts to all the people wanting free coconuts. At some point, we just take how ever many we think we'll need and leave. Then all the people will be wondering "who the heck took OUR coconuts" and will riot.
What is really sad is the fact that you chose to declare The Onion as a parody site. Really says something about your readers.
Good point 7:53 I would have rather he just let the outraged comments roll where they may.
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