- It's odd. The hunger pains (pangs?) were significantly less than days one and two.
- That doesn't mean I'm not dying to eat something.
- The Sonic "double melt sandwich" (or whatever it is) on TV is haunting me. Which is silly because I'd never eat one of those even if I wasn't on this program.
- I traveled a few miles to buy "Grade B" maple syrup after I realized I had accidentally bought "Grade A" for my daily drink. (It looks thicker -- which is good.)
- Drinking the one liter of salt water for the nightly "cleanse" is horrific. I'm researching some other alternative.
- I've noticed some people are fascinated by this program and want to talk to me about it.
- I'm really dreading the weekend.
- I'm still have a bit of light headedness but it's combined with a little bit of motivation. (As I was walking out of work yesterday, I decided to watch one more DWI video.)
- I had been getting sleepy around 8:30. That stopped last night.
- And I got another taunting text message from Dallas: "Homemade mac and cheese with gruyere and pancetta."
- This program takes insane will power. I wouldn't ridicule anyone that couldn't do it.
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2.05.2009
The Cleanse: Day 3
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Fleets phosfo soda- sustitute for the retarded sea water
I could see this turning into the sequel to Flowers for Algernon.
Here is an excerpt the blog on Day 12:
- Me feels grate.
- I tink me pooped out anuther brane cell.
- Wood you like fries wit that Bigmac.
- i used to practis law
Mood: Feelin no pane
Feeling: gut nun
Wieght Loss: 47.6 lbs
I'm not extremely concerned about your weight, but I'm curious: does "Weight Loss: -2" mean you have gained two pounds? That is, weight loss of 2 would mean you lost two pounds. Have you really gained two by drinking saltwater, honey, and powdered rhino horn (or whatever the things are)?
I would like to start off by saying that this comment is not about shock value! but my quewstions are genuine, so here goes...
about this cleansing routine, when you have to GO, do you have time to get where you need to? Is it bad,meaning ok to do while in an office setting, IF need to?
This information that needs to be shared....i wouldn't want to find out the hard way, Ya know what i mean?
Thanks for sharin..;)
OOOOOOO! I love pancetta!
You may have to 'splain what it is for some of these Wise County folks, though. they'll probably think your talking about the new CIA chief.
Only lost 2 lbs after 3 days? Heck, I lost that much in the bathroom just this morning! Just sayin.
Hey Barry, if you "expel" one of snake like looking things, are you going to show us a picture of it?
in the late 70s and early 80s, my 3 brothers used to have a "fort" in the creek behind our house off 51 south. They threw rocks at the Davis sisters and smoked grapevine stalks. Sister and I used to sneak up on them in an attempt to scare....didnt work, just sayin'
Good times.
I ate grilled salmon with seafood mango salsa, wild rice and grilled veggies for supper last night. I ate a grilled chicken (boneless, skinless, breast), egg white, salsa, omelet for breakfast with a fruit salad of black berries, mango and banana with just a slight drizzle of raspberry chipotle dressing. I am planning on having a grilled chicken (boneless skinless breast), tomato salsa, alfalfa sprout, avocado, lettuce wrap for lunch with a Clementine.
Jarhead, if you don't like Wise County and can't be nice, why do you even get on a Wise County blog?
Because I like to rattle the cages of people like you, 9:53.
Jarhead, you don't rattle my cage. I don't live in Wise County.
9:53
Pardon me mzchief, do you have any Grey Poupon? I sent my dahling butler to the local supermarket and could not find any of the scrumptious delicacies that you mentioned. Tell me lovie where in Wise County do you find such feasts.
Weight loss after reading Mzchiefs posts: -5 (she makes me sick)
To 11:52...
I am an excellent cook and all of the aforementioned food was prepared in MY kitchen by ME.
The salmon, scallops, shrimp, black berries, mangoes, bananas, Clementine, raspberry chipotle dressing, butter lettuce, egg whites, and salsa were purchased at Costco in Southlake. The chicken, alfalfa sprouts and avocado were purchased at Central Market in Southlake.
I do not like Dijon mustard. I prefer honey mustard.
As for my weight. I have regained 3 of the 5 pounds I lost prior to the holidays, so I could eat like a starving pig and not exceed my preferred weight of 117 pounds, which means I currently weigh 115 pounds.
Thank you for letting me know that me being me STILL pisses off you. Perhaps, if you made an attempt to live your best life and be happy you would not mind so much that I LOVE BEING ME!
*LOL@U*
As long as you keep responding to my posts, consider your cage rattled, 0953.
Have a wonderful afternoon!
Pancetta = fancy pork for people who don't eat bacon
Pancetta is extra fatty thick yummy bacon-type product.
115 pounds? My, my- I'm pretty sure that would equal ONE of my ex wife's legs.
Mzchief,
I'm 6' tall, nothing but legs, blond hair, blue eyes, weigh 160 pounds. I have just lost the 5 pounds that I gained during the holidays. This morning I will be having a banana for breakfast. For lunch a salad made from a already prepared bag, along with a cucumber, tomato, chopped turkey, and ranch dressing. I have yet to plan my dinner, but will let you know as soon as I decide. My point is that nobody cares what you eat or how much you weigh. You are so full of yourself. I know that you have nothing better to do than post comments about your self, but my goodness give us a break.
To anonymous 8:22...
Ahem...
My original comment was to reinforce the e-mail sent to Barry reminding him of all the yummylicious food he is missing while drinking sweetened sea water.
As for you being 160 pounds at 6' tall; you sound rather chunky and something akin to a German Femaleish shot putter who is in need of some decent dieting. However, congratulations on having lost 5 pounds. Good luck on losing another 15 pounds.
I realize this will be difficult for someone like you to comprehend, especially since you believe EVERY comment is directed toward you but this is BARRY'S Blog. He seemingly does not mind my comments since he APPROVES my comments. I always post comments using the alias mzchief. Since you do not like my comments exercise some self control and IGNORE my comments.
Either you are hormonal or in desperate need of intensive psychological counseling instructing you on how to get on with your own life and realizing the majority of the world and I could care less if you like or approve of us.
Thank you for letting me know, me being me STILL pisses off you. I truly enjoy pissing off petty, pathetic shrews like you especially when I do not even have to try.
*LOL@U*
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